So let me get this straight—Trump hit places with NO people and NO trade with the U.S. with tariffs… and it’s literally just penguins out there? PENGUINS???
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Ma'am future POTUS, you would do well to reach out to the circa 5000 penguins currently residing in the US territory who will be affected by the higher prices of penguin imports.
Nevermind the price of their Russian counterparts will remain unchanged🤷🐧
Maybe the polar bears will gather in force. Fight with the penguins! Also, the penguins should ride narwhals. It's a fantasy. Which counts as resistance. (Joy)
The bears are confused by global warming trends. Some ferried out on ice floes. Soon, others joined. The penguins welcomed them. A society was born. The narwhals were domesticated. If they lactate, then you can believe they turn that into everything. Like the Mongols. Frozen Horde.
Beats me, but Heard and McDonald are, I understand, populated only by penguins. Norfolk Island must have some pines (😀), but other than that, I know nothing about it.
Norfolk Island used to be an English prison colony. The island is rather nice, cows roam free around the village. It’s actually part of Australia. This is just more proof that trump is an idiot that hired idiots. I was there in February
I am not in the shock & awe phase,as some people are, becuz it only took a google search in 24 of project25, for me see their plan for this country & for us. I didn't have to read all 900 pages, all I had to do is google tariffs & project25, it took me right their. It even had 4/2 as Liberation day
YESSSS....little failing penguins who undermine the security and greatness of OUR COUNTRY....putting our national security at RISSSSSSKKK....they must be sent to GITMO....or even El Salvador if they do not change their ways....BWAAHAHAHAAAA...
It's because he didn't actually do shit. One of President Musk's Gooner Goober Storm Troopers did an internet search and whatever came up as the first AI result for data got put into that absolutely appallingly ugly table graph and they just fuckin rolled with it for the Gipper
I mean, penguins are even known for their fairness!! Emperor penguin dads rotate in and out of the outer rim of their giant penguin cluster while incubating their eggs so they can all survive the insane Antarctic winter. Totally unfair to put tariffs on them and their eggs. 🍳
Elect a clown, get big oversized red shoes and a red rubber nose, but NOT an understanding or appreciation of complex nuance and intellectual rigor. Well done, Ameriduh.
If a Roman emperor of long ago can send his military to the British Islands to pick up seashells, Donald Trump can put tariffs on penguins. History will reveal what few are saying, that Donald Trump is a very real psycho - with plenty of evidence of this.
It's all in black & white: He will feather his nest & leave them blubbering. He'll call ice on them, and before they know it their nest eggs will be underwater
No. I.m stupid. Sorry to take up your time, I thought we were all on the "same side." Btw, I was at least half joking about the prevalence of acronyms. Most can work THAT out.
But NOT RUSSIA — the bilateral trade between the US & Russia stands at $3.5 billion, far larger than other countries which incurred tariffs. Iran, which has similar sanctions and even less trade, was slapped with a 10% tariff. Syria, has very limited trade with the US, has tariffs as high as 41%.
Actually, Russia, North Korea and Iran. But I’m guessing there’s not much trade with those other countries. Though I note Iranian pistachios in the stores.
Funny joke. Except, it's not. Trolling is for losers. Please use your platform to organize and protest. Also, do some homework and quit cherry picking the problems. All this bis laid out clearly. It's not new news. It's Project 2025 to the letter.
Tariffs here, there, and everywhere. We became the #1 economy with just 4% of the world’s population; not through tariffs, but through innovation. Is the rising cost of goods and the risk of recession the price of Trump’s personal agenda?
Also on the list is an island where the only residents are...US service members. Diego Garcia, part of the Chagos archipelago, is the location of the remote Diego Garcia naval and air base.
Feels like foreign and economic policy via AI wielded by White House staffers.
If you read this, please email every MP the PM and Parliament itself and tell them to give the Chagossians a referendum on staying British or going with Mauritius before giving away their islands and repost this post.
Well what had happened was.... they are feathered in black and white, only the black part gets tariffed per orange regime project 2025 color scaping... Cause they too stupid to research anything!
He did forget to tax those living on the Moon and Mars. And all the energy coming from the Sun. How much does the Sun buy from America? I am just asking, just as stupid as Trump would do! 🤢
We all know trump doesn't do any research into anything he does. There are no facts, no legitimate reasons, just stupid voices in his head or putin telling him what to do.
Trump knows his cult followers will believe anything he says,so he decided to have as many countries listed on his self-made tariff board as possible. Even though some of the countries are not populated.
My question: When corporations start individually negotiating, (and by negotiating I mean paying him) with Trump to remove the tariff that affects their company specifically - what do we, the average people, do about it? the lure of lower prices for us is strong. How do we combat this?
He probably doesn’t know that. You know he dumber than that hair piece on his head. We need the penguins of Madagascar to intervene and stop this madness.
I’d bet a fierce amount of money that they had AI write up these tariffs, which would explain why penguins are supposedly and economic threat to the US.
asked ChatGPT. An excerpt: So my take? It’s very plausible AI helped write or assemble this tariff list—and no one with common sense looked it over before it hit the news. That’s not even shade—it’s just the mess you get when you combine automation, populist policy, and zero editorial oversight.
Not just penguins, he targetted King Penguins! Dumpy figured he would slap tariffs on anyone with "King" in the title as a show of strength! What morons!
That’s a distraction. Here’s a real point. He lied about dairy tariffs with Canada, claiming Canada charges 250%. Fact is, we export milk to Canada and NONE of our actual exports are being charged a tariff, and this is based on USMCA that he signed.
You better believe the Republicans greedy asses are gonna be flying down there, taking eggs or feathers or whatever. They're obsessed with greed and oppression. And please, no one tell them that penguins are mostly black. They'll expedite that egg stealing process.
Got to keep 47's boys and Noem away. There are animals there and these guys like to kill for fun and entertainment.
What is sporting about taking animal lives just trying to survive?
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Nevermind the price of their Russian counterparts will remain unchanged🤷🐧
He won’t make it to a third term.
Impose tariffs on Tomorrowland, Wonderland The Land Before Time
Thank you Jasmine
So, yeah!
But nothing for Russia.
#TRUMPTARIFFS
#TRUMPCESSION
& #SIGNALGATE
#PENGUINS
The dead-letter-literal-interpretation of the Bible,
white nationalists, evangelical Christian fundamentalists
elected the Antichrist
that they have been warning about
for years,
their lord and savior Donald Trump.
The Christian fundamentalists
elected the anti-Christ President.
*
So much for
"held to a higher standard"
Also on the list is an island where the only residents are...US service members. Diego Garcia, part of the Chagos archipelago, is the location of the remote Diego Garcia naval and air base.
Feels like foreign and economic policy via AI wielded by White House staffers.
👐 advantage of us for too long!”
That man can fuck up anything.
What an idiot!
What is sporting about taking animal lives just trying to survive?
He's a moron.