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“Looks like he wants to capybarter for something” - Nathan 2025

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I’m single-handedly bringing ringtones back IT GIRL by Aliyah’s Interlude plays when my bestie calls (it’s our song) For my other close friend, it plays a #badbitch song w me rambling over it about Transformers, the phrase “avant garde”, and the concept of ascension. And him saying “There you go”.

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Okay so like is the minecraft movie Funny Bad or just BAD bad..? Cause I don’t even play minecraft, but I was gonna go see it high as a kite to see if it’d at least be somewhat entertaining but if it sucks so bad it’s not worth it at all even to just laugh at it, lmk

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“Men are not adapting well to a society where women don’t want to have their children.” RIP BOZO t.co/YHyyk1vNDn

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thank you to the trees and also the rain

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It kinda stymies me that so many people are okay with “e-sex” and “e-dating”, even actively seeking it out Idk just the concept of flirting with someone on here and having “e-sex” on discord makes me nauseous. It’s so incredibly gross to me. And it’s usually people who can’t get laid irl

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I fucking hate these glasses and can’t WAIT to replace them in a couple weeks after my eye appointment

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For $80 the new Mario kart better come with a Suckatron 3000

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Anyone in this thread smoke weed? Be sincere pls

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Do you got games on your phone? Be sincere pls

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I’d post my NGL again like y’all do, but I don’t get any friendly, respectful people, I just get horny weirdos asking me invasive shit This is one of the questions I got 💀

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Me stealing “I’ll trade you my penis for that thing” but I’m talking about a free Switch 2

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this is him rn:

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I’m a little less Little Mary Sunshine than you, so I’m still skeptical, but I hope you’re right.

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So let me get this straight—Trump hit places with NO people and NO trade with the U.S. with tariffs… and it’s literally just penguins out there? PENGUINS???

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I’m glad I have a 3.8 GPA because that means I can probably start looking into overseas grad school programs I’m trying to think of ways I can get the fuck out of this awful country lol. Short-term “Study abroad” programs aren’t enough, I need to be on a study or work visa somewhere.

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I think I’d absolutely kill it in a philosophy class. Lol I should probably take one.

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But yes, I believe we are born with it and that none of us are truly blank slates. Not only does biology play a role (nature), but nurture comes into play as well. We learn from this sick society how to behave. And things like misogyny and racism are so surreptitiously interwoven into almost -

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I’m about to be Doomer Socrates, are you ready??

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This is my cat Julie 🐈

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Baked n this ASMR lady is shaking some beads around or something and it sounds like she’s making me a margarita Oooh I love the margarita shaker sounds. Yes please make me a drink

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if the united states ever has even a hope of recovering we have to destroy the idea of american individualism. "they don't owe you anything" we owe each other everything actually

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Edible (which I ate forever ago) is kicking in right before my US history lecture lmao I don’t pay attention to that shit anyway, I already know like half of it and it’s INSUFFERABLE. This is the first lecture I’ve ever had where I don’t care even a little bit. I usually take school very seriously

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A shockingly straightforward headline from CNN: www.cnn.com/business/liv...

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BREAKING: Trump says that starting tomorrow the U.S. will impose reciprocal tariffs on every country on Earth. This includes 34% tariffs on China, 20% on the EU, 46% on Vietnam, 42% on Taiwan, 24% on Japan, 26% on India and more.

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The sad state of modern gaming… People r gonna be using Klarna and Afterpay just to play unoptimized, unfinished games whose dev team tries to “fix” the issue by releasing $20 - $40 DLC on top of the initial $90 release wew lads

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does anyone feel the layer of plexiglass between themselves and the rest of the world or is that just a me thing

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The concept of dialectics and dichotomous thinking just completely ELUDES people… like sooo many people have absolutely no idea how to have nuanced discussions or see something as multifaceted & complex, rather than a simple black & white issue.

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when I get reincarnated I want to be a baobab tree. look at these big ‘ol funky thiccum guys

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