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I will enthusiastically champion puppets, costumes, miniatures, stop-motion animation, matte paintings, and other heightened effects that have all the visible smudges and fingerprints of a passionate craftsperson over any attempt at realism, any day of the week.

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Wherever possible please buy your books directly from authors and/or publishers. Even ebooks (then Amazon can't delete them either). We make a better cut and you get the same thing or better, plus Bezos and ilk don't get richer. Win win win.

it would be a hilarious prank to pull up to a mcdonald's drive-thru after it was closed and order a big mac. they wouldn't even be able to answer you since nobody would be there. suckers

No, I don't need a bloody copilot for this document, thank you. Writing is, in no small part, a tool for thinking. If you outsource that element to a machine that cannot think, you shouldn't be surprised if, at the end of the process, neither you nor your reader are any the wiser.

I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike

you can't just do a salute like that and NOT realise what it looks like!!!

(elon unveiling his new martian flag design) well as you uh can, you know, see. there's red which of course uh is the mars color. duh ha ha. and then here a white circle, and this is um representing the bright future for the ahh, human race. and then uh you have so, this is a hindu symbol,

Because there's an obvious point - it would be much much easier to keep the earth habitable or make it more habitable than it is than any other planet and we're also not doing that

Welcome to the public domain, THE SKELETON DANCE (1929). 🎞️ 🎶👻 Walt Disney Studios' first Silly Symphony cartoon is a wordless masterpiece of synchronized animation & music featuring dancing skeletons in a graveyard. ➡️ https://blog.archive.org/2025/01/01/welcome-to-the-public-domain-in-2025⁠

Cat butt photo bomb. Photo from my collection. 1955.

This is what happens when our kids are home and the whisky is flowing! #marshmallowstoastingonyourtoes

A good time to remind physical media people that plenty of indie stores exist to shop from: @diabolikdvd.bsky.social @orbitdvd.bsky.social @atomicbooks.bsky.social @bookshop-org.bsky.social @turntablelab.bsky.social @roughtraderecords.bsky.social Don’t cross that picket line

a mistake a lot of people make when they go on a christmas adventure is learning the true meaning of christmas. if you don't learn it you get to go on another christmas adventure the next year, you basically just keep getting free christmas adventures as long as you don't learn anything.

Almost all "How to use ChatGPT in the classroom!" advice I see starts with the premise that it doesn't matter if students learn anything or demonstrate any skills in a course.

This is what's so baffling about so many suggestions for AI in the humanities classroom: they mistake the product for the point. Writing outlines and essays is important not because you need to make outlines and essays but because that's how you learn to think with/through complex ideas.

I don't believe in Big Foot, because he never believed in me. I remember looking out into the audience at my ballet recitals and always seeing that one empty seat.

Frodo and Sam from LotR as baby chicks 🐥🍃

Painted a scene from the new Over the Garden Wall stop motion short 🐸🍂 #otgw

Reanimator 💚💉🧪🧟‍♂️🦠

Additional scripts for cis het white men who want to be better allies: “What a weird thing to say” “Do you hear yourself right now?” “You shouldn’t say shit like that to people” “I won’t let you talk to them that way” “That’s a disgusting opinion to have” “Shut the fuck up, dude”

Reposting this for no particular reason

This was a great way to start my day: the NYT tech workers have created a Wordle equivalent so people can play without scabbing. strikle.org

i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same

Reskeet to save someone’s fucking life

SURELY NOT

Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign

surely not, right? I mean, surely not.

If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from (whatever device you're using) without explanation

Good news everyone! Dracula showed up at my door and I shot him dead. We’re finally free.

I was watching the new crowbcat video on the Dead Rising remake, and the comments just made me sad. It just feels like, with video games, there's this general opinion that 'new games SUCK now, everything's WOKE', which I think is a shame because there are so many modern games that DON'T suck!

I'm siding with Thanos on this one. But no yeah, how does me saying "NUH-UH" get the internet all crazy and start using this thing almost EVERYWHERE????

How did you get so cool, Kim?