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I've written hundreds of thousands of words about politics, which is strange because I hate politics and would much rather talk about Mercator projections vs. the true size of countries.

Oh my god. I just learned about E-COM -- basically, it was a 1982 USPS-operated email/telegram service. Basically, send an email, USPS prints and delivers it. Lobbying killed the service, and now I'm thinking how different the country -- and the whole internet -- would be if it hadn't.

Oh my god

Whenever I'm winning an argument, I like to remind people of my credentials.

big robot shows like evangelion are cool but i’d like to see a show that examines the lives and psyche of the people who pilot the robots

Thinking about a b2b sales guy on LinkedIn complaining about how he was "following best practices" in sales (i.e., cold-calling and other forms of hyper-obnoxious sales behavior) and people were expressing annoyance with him, and he was like "WeLL dOn'T yOu Do coLd-CaLLiNg?"

Fellas, is it gay to be so horny you could die?

One of the wilder political things in recent history is that Project 2025 publicly released a 900 page document laying out their plans to roll back 100 years of human progress and then during the campaign Republicans just said "no we're not :)" and then they won and now they're doing it all.

Fellow authors, I love you, and I know it feels like we don’t have a choice, but B&N and Am*zon both scheduled sales this week to preempt Independent Bookstore Day, a hugely vital source of income for indie bookstores. Please don’t promote their sales; please promote your local indie this week.

My apartment complex has recycling dumpsters, but they are stuffed -- STUFFED -- with ordinary trash 😫

This is my favorite movie of all time, everybody should see it

Me seeing someone with this facial hair is a complete disproof of the Just World hypothesis. I leave it as an exercise to the reader to determine whether that makes me a good person or a bad person.

if the Roman Catholic Church has any survival instincts left, then the College of Cardinals must elect Luigi Mangione as the new pope.

This man is also a member of MS13. Please send him to El Salvador.

Does anyone in the Dallas area want some or all of a large cache (truly, an embarrassment) of pornographic magazines? Predominantly Playboys from the 90s and 00s.

4/20 praise it

one of my biggest needs.

Pisces: 2 Fish 2 Furious

What is up with rich weirdos *technically* going to space and then immediately larping as Enlightened Space People™ whose epiphanies always happen to boil down to "I should do what I already wanted to do, but with /love/."

Walking around my apartment complex with an open container to do my part in the fight against gentrification

happy ten year anniversary to this post

Excellent work, officers

I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario

a frequently useful guideline in 2025 is “if a billionaire says something that might have a reasonable interpretation you agree with, they don’t mean the reasonable version you’re thinking of”

new handle!!!

The number of people who respond to this with “filibusters do nothing” or “they have to vote no!” makes me think that way too many people do not understand current Senate rules.

hey, meet my buddy greg. he's a classical liberal who supports democratic values and free expression and hangs out exclusively with racists

oh you mean like every other time they've tried this? everywhere else in the world?

playing the US in Democracy 4 thinking, "i could fix her"

Kurt Vonnegut man

why is *every* newspaper/programme running with the headline "tariffs are paused" when they haven't been. What's happened is that every country (except China) gets a flat rate of 10% for 90 days.