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This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life

this haptic display absolutely rocks. basketball is for everyone.

White guy at Chipotle: Umm.. there's a leaf in my food. Me (sprinting across the restaurant to own him): Oh you sweet summer child. This is called, "Seasoning" - Might not exist in your culture, but you're supposed to eat it! (grimacing as I swallow his bay leaf whole) Methinks this one was Indian

as much as i love rice, i HATE cooking it. throw a grain into a pot of boiling water, wait, fish it out. throw in another, wait, fish it out. i’m still cooking friday night’s fucking dinner. sorry for the language but i am so over this

drop your bong call that a tumbleweed

Gonna suck a dick in protest and I'm not even gay

native @buttplug.io integration

xiao hong shuah

she told me her favorite pokemon gen is hoin' i said oh im sure

legit half-life 3 leaks

GLUG EVENT HAS BEGUN

bro itd be so epic bacon to give trans people their rights back. youd get all the upvotes

no dude you cant hit the bong you need to go play with a small stuffed mouse or something

tipping

Thirsty

<wheezing> You folks you- you gotta hire furries to vet this shit an- <wheezing> and it's on DOG COLLARS <gasping> THE LARGE SIZE IS SOLD OUT ALREADY GEE I WONDER WHO BOUGHT THAT

art meme 📺🐇

I found a VHS tape at the junk store, labeled just “A Surprise!”. Since I’d recently set up my VCR and old 80s TV, I thought I should check it out. Just… just watch. (an old twitter post from 2018: chopped a little to fit in Bluesky video limits)

"don't be ashamed of your interests" is good advice, but you gotta understand most people have multiple distinct memories of expressing an interest and immediately being looked at like a very large insect

bus topology polycule the middle line is the load bearing discord server

"DOOM: The Gallery Experience" on the web. Try it: bobatealee.itch.io/doom-the-gal...

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Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking thehardtimes.net/culture/mark...

I keep trying to play Stardew Valley to relax only to get stressed out by planning the days for maximum farm efficiency and worrying about getting all the chores packed into the days. It's a more stressful game to me than Elden Ring or any survival horror game

i do unfortunately love my stupid cat so much i’ll buy anything that looks like him

musk award for excellent journalism

Everyone’s talking about how the AI bots made by Meta are bad, but just a reminder you can make your own Meta AI chatbot right inside Messenger and there’s definitely no problems there

one brain cell

lemon pig

Beavis and Butt-Head go to Silent Hill

I get this text from my wife as soon as I wake up.

no context beyblade reddit

someone sample this ✨ 2⃣0⃣2⃣4⃣

tfw you hear your partner in the shower and Deceptacon comes on the bathroom radio and you get worried because your shower is definitely not large enough to comfortably do the Deceptacon dance in And you can't not do the Deceptacon dance if Deceptacon is on www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU1C...

Please do not the Car :^(

various flugs...

me @ men