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Skate fast and eat ass I fix planes and fly on them sometimes
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turning into a cat would fix me

The book series I'm reading went from just one characters pov to multiple characters in the 4th book and it's really throwing me off.

Put your clothes back on, I'm going to yap to you in detail about everything I just learned from a historical podcast, "So Prester John was one the first recorded conspiracy theories dating back to..."

Watching the sun rise and set is always better if you share it with someone else.

Fellas, have you yearned yet today?

The best I could do while at work #HappyHalloween

Terrifying

Red Rising's audio book is peak

my most millennial thing is that I like a paper copy, I like a printout, I like an actual physical book, I like to write on paper instead of type

Caturday!

What five games would you love to experience for the first time ever again? Feel free to like and share with yours! 1. Disco Elysium 2. Mass Effect trilogy 3. Dragon Age Origins 4. Elden Ring 5. Ghost of Tsushima

Black cats are not bad luck. If you see a black cat & something bad happens after, it's because you have bad vibes, dude. The worst vibes, pal. Rancid vibes, bro.

Only person texting me rn is Kamala Harris

Took 20mg of melatonin just to only sleep for 4 hours, love that for me.

I can't believe Blue Box has tricked me into watching a sports anime.

Bought this dickhead cat fancy cat food that’s 100% actual meat and he’s just staring at me like where the fuck are my shitty biscuits full of bullshit

goblin farm to table restaurant (farm actively being sacked)

I keep seeing ads for mushroom coffee, and honestly nothing sounds more revolting to me.

I'm happy Ranma's cool again #ranma1/2 #ranma

quaso

I remember buying new consoles the day they dropped and then taking three days off in a mountain dew filled stupor to beat the rpg that I was totally obsessing over. I miss those days. A lot.

The kids yearn for MySpace

no i don't watch gilmore girls i listen #ally

My colleague and I both ordered a medium latte at a cafe Me: Sorry, which latte is the one with oat milk? Barista: Oh it's this one. The other one is regular breast milk. Me: Barista: Me: Me: Ok thank you.

It's not fair I'll never be as cool as Spike Spiegal

Videogames used to be about doing fun Mario jumps and now they are about complaining

My hot take is if you joined Bluesky five minutes ago and you're mad they're called skeets you probably love gentrifiying POC neighborhoods.

enjoying my two dollar discount on some fake scary broken body parts

team rocket when they blast off again

Took this picture of my cat and it looks like he's about to punch me #cats #catsofbluesky

Call me Lil Jon the way I'm skeeting all over this app rn

Bro, you're over your max equip load bro, you're waddling at a snail's pace dude you gotta drop something bro, just let go of one of those broken rakes dude you don't need a dozen cheese wheels bro. Bro it's gonna take forever to get back

I love video games because they satisfy the male urge to punch a wall until your pockets are overflowing with copper ore

video game bosses are always so confident. I slaughtered 15,000 men to get here you could at least look a bit worried

My algo on this is horrendous

信号を待つ犬🐶 Masuke understands red lights.

My boy