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submitted 1 day ago • 835 comments

WYOMING: “Thank you, Madam chairman.” “I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.” “Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”

submitted 1 day ago • 1455 comments

The yogurt was so far back in the dairy cooler, I almost ended up in an A-ha video.

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

To all the astrologers out there trying to get me to pay for your services, I'm an Aries, and as such do not believe in astrology or other mumbo jumbo. Your charts should have told you this.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

🚨NEW: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is planning to fire Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff C.Q. Brown, a 4-Star General and 41-year veteran of the Air Force who flew over 130 hours in combat as a fighter pilot. REPOST if you stand with General C.Q. Brown against Hegseth!

submitted 2 days ago • 1975 comments

I spent the entire evening scared to death. That's the last time I eat spaghetti with Alfredo sauce.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I bet everyone’s always talking about what a narcissist I am

submitted 3 days ago • 41 comments

Last night I had a dream that other people were genuinely interested in hearing about my dream.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I don't like waking up and wondering what Trump is up to. I miss the days of waking up and wondering what Calvin and Hobbes were up to.

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

Stolen from Reddit:

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

"What's in a name? A Trump by any other name will still smell like a full diaper." - Billy Spearshaker

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

MAGA has their own police force (Triple Canopy) so the next step will be for them to imprison all opposing members of congress, the judiciary, and Capitol police. Those hoping the next election will fix things, you need to wake up. There will be no more elections. The American experiment has failed.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Idiocracy was a good prognostication, but it didn't go nearly far enough.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe Trump will actually listen to Charles. You know, one king to another.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Why did Trump make Musk the head of DOGE, and not the Electric Czar?

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Amazing what crooks can get away with when they do their crimes right out in the open and call it politics.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Wish I could monetize my unique ability to clear out a chat room.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Days was a Fonzi scheme.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes you just have to say “fuck you” with a flourish

submitted 18 days ago • 1679 comments

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

The men carrying out Musk's coup are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran. Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...

submitted 20 days ago • 821 comments

i don’t even know if crime is the right word for the illegal destruction of USAID. it is an autocratic power grab and a direct attack on the sovereignty of the american people

submitted 18 days ago • 1757 comments

submitted 20 days ago • 692 comments

Elon Musk is executing a hostile takeover of the American government and should be arrested ASAP. So should Trump and any member of congress that sits back and lets it happen.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not donating to your political party if all you're going to do is post. I can do that for free. I will donate if you have a project to resurrect FDR and give him a gun

submitted 21 days ago • 582 comments

“Hi, I’m Donald Trump. You know me from such atrocities as talking, breathing, and shitting myself. When I’m not endangering our country I’m probably endangering our planet. I just want to say a special thank you to the dumb asses I got to obey me. You’ve fucked everyone and I couldn’t be happier.”

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

submitted 26 days ago • 938 comments

BOOM! Bishop Mariann Budde has responded to her critics who told her to apologize to Donald Trump. “I am not going to apologize for asking for mercy for others.” Smash that repost if you agree she owes Trump ZERO apologies!! 🦋

submitted 29 days ago • 513 comments

Trump's second presidency proves one of two things: Either the republicans figured out a way to stealthily steal elections, or the human race is extremely stupid and selfish, and should be eradicated from the face of the earth.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 31 days ago • 148 comments

The reaction to bishop Mariann Edgar Budde's sermon by the MAGA right wing Trump cult proves they are not Christians, but are pure evil.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Stolen from youtube: @Lanirderosa-d7m 4 hours ago So confusing Hitler trump and Musk I can hardly tell them apartheid

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

A universe in motion seen from the International Space Station during a night pass over Earth (view fullscreen).

submitted 33 days ago • 245 comments

However, a small reminder: You can't reason with a Narcissist. You can't talk to them or expect them to show understanding. Behaving like a decent person won't embarrass them or show them up, because they're always right. They will just accept your decency as submission, as is right and proper.

From United Humanists on FB

WYOMING: “Thank you, Madam chairman.” “I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.” “Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”

The yogurt was so far back in the dairy cooler, I almost ended up in an A-ha video.

To all the astrologers out there trying to get me to pay for your services, I'm an Aries, and as such do not believe in astrology or other mumbo jumbo. Your charts should have told you this.

🚨NEW: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is planning to fire Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff C.Q. Brown, a 4-Star General and 41-year veteran of the Air Force who flew over 130 hours in combat as a fighter pilot. REPOST if you stand with General C.Q. Brown against Hegseth!

I spent the entire evening scared to death. That's the last time I eat spaghetti with Alfredo sauce.

I bet everyone’s always talking about what a narcissist I am

Last night I had a dream that other people were genuinely interested in hearing about my dream.

I don't like waking up and wondering what Trump is up to. I miss the days of waking up and wondering what Calvin and Hobbes were up to.

Stolen from Reddit:

"What's in a name? A Trump by any other name will still smell like a full diaper." - Billy Spearshaker

MAGA has their own police force (Triple Canopy) so the next step will be for them to imprison all opposing members of congress, the judiciary, and Capitol police. Those hoping the next election will fix things, you need to wake up. There will be no more elections. The American experiment has failed.

Idiocracy was a good prognostication, but it didn't go nearly far enough.

Maybe Trump will actually listen to Charles. You know, one king to another.

Why did Trump make Musk the head of DOGE, and not the Electric Czar?

Amazing what crooks can get away with when they do their crimes right out in the open and call it politics.

Wish I could monetize my unique ability to clear out a chat room.

Happy Days was a Fonzi scheme.

Sometimes you just have to say “fuck you” with a flourish

The men carrying out Musk's coup are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran. Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...

i don’t even know if crime is the right word for the illegal destruction of USAID. it is an autocratic power grab and a direct attack on the sovereignty of the american people

Elon Musk is executing a hostile takeover of the American government and should be arrested ASAP. So should Trump and any member of congress that sits back and lets it happen.

I'm not donating to your political party if all you're going to do is post. I can do that for free. I will donate if you have a project to resurrect FDR and give him a gun

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

BOOM! Bishop Mariann Budde has responded to her critics who told her to apologize to Donald Trump. “I am not going to apologize for asking for mercy for others.” Smash that repost if you agree she owes Trump ZERO apologies!! 🦋

Trump's second presidency proves one of two things: Either the republicans figured out a way to stealthily steal elections, or the human race is extremely stupid and selfish, and should be eradicated from the face of the earth.

The reaction to bishop Mariann Edgar Budde's sermon by the MAGA right wing Trump cult proves they are not Christians, but are pure evil.

Stolen from youtube: @Lanirderosa-d7m 4 hours ago So confusing Hitler trump and Musk I can hardly tell them apartheid

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A universe in motion seen from the International Space Station during a night pass over Earth (view fullscreen).

However, a small reminder: You can't reason with a Narcissist. You can't talk to them or expect them to show understanding. Behaving like a decent person won't embarrass them or show them up, because they're always right. They will just accept your decency as submission, as is right and proper.

I woke up on the wrong side of the dead.

A computer could never beat me at chess. I would simply unplug it.

To me, Monday is solely about the legacy of Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.