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Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism

Every single one of these people needs to be in prison

He really is just the Tim Heidecker impression of him lol

the “but her emails” libs are going nuts today and to be honest they deserve it

You see, the president has tricked us; he's done something evil that requires intelligence and moral fortitude to oppose, BUT he is fully aware that we are all stupid cowards.

If Hamas had killed 7 Israelis inside of Israel this week, it would be one of the biggest stories in the world, & all over the US media. But Israel killed 7 HUNDRED Palestinians this week, including almost 200 children, & yet there's little outrage from our politicians or media.

[solemnly] Hamburger

“Departmen”

Donald Trump has ordered the death of every firstborn son in blue states *putting hands on my hips and making a shitty face* instead of helping lower gas prices for the middle class

who up chasin time

Alignment Chart of new signature MLB concession items for 2025

Jackie Robinson was a lifelong Republican and best friends with Richard Nixon and they are still calling him a cultural Marxist. I fucking hate these people so much.

Must read: Mahmoud Khalil speaks out for the first time since his arrest by the Trump administration in an exclusive letter, dictated over the phone to his family, from ICE detention in Louisiana.

BREAKING: At least 100 Palestinians, including many children, have been killed in Israeli airstrikes across the Gaza Strip as Israeli officials threaten a ground invasion, according to Reuters. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/191eo5

Fucking lol of course

Someone made a Wiley E. Coyote style painted wall to see if Tesla’s autopilot would detect it and well…

Interesting move by Schumer to cave and disappoint everyone and then immediately go do an extended NYT interview explaining that actually he is even worse than we thought, let’s see if this pays off for him

One reason the Democrats are not inspiring much confidence as an “opposition party” is that their leader supports a fascist crackdown by his own political opponents because it aligns with his personal support for an apartheid foreign government.

In this interview Schumer says he agrees with Trump’s decision to pull $400 million from Columbia. A university in his own state. And he’s unconcerned about the unlawful arrest of Mahmoud Khalil, one of his constituents. He is a traitor who needs to resign.

The straight-up Deutsche Volk supremacism here aside, Vance, Matt Taibbi, etc want us to simultaneously believe that European countries are totalitarian police states when it comes to speech and a bunch of hippie communes with no effective borders when it comes to immigration.

The richest man in the world took over $5K out of this guy's bank account, claiming he was dead. The richest man in the world said he was saving money. He was not dead.

Either you think passing the bill is good or bad. But these Senators think their voters, volunteers and donors are very gullible.

Suck my fucking ASS

Something I can't get over about the Trump presidency is just how humiliating it looks from the outside, just total and utter humiliation on the world stage, how pathetic it looks that a president is hawking his billionaire pal's garbage cars from the office, there's no other way to describe it.

we all know where Schumer got his strategy from

wow schumer must've written this really quickly because the other alternative is that he was always gonna vote for the CR

19-20 months from now, Trump will have pushed the economy off a cliff and left the civil service a smouldering husk. If you're a Democratic elected and you think a government shutdown from a CR fight is gonna be the thing voters remember, you need your fucking head examined.

Sounds good! Bye, then. arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

just pathetic. if you thought for one second they were going to do anything but surrend- wait what

The embodiment of Democratic Party resistance. “They’re throwing out the Constitution. I’m not sure how I’ll vote on it.” www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

I've said before that people think leftists enjoy being right. It sucks, actually. I do not want to be proven right, that the national Democratic party is cooked, by them voting for cloture on the CR. I don't get anything out of it, I don't have a podcast to promote, things just keep getting worse.

There’s no reason to have a Democratic Party if it won’t go to the mat to save the Department of Education. It’s a fundamental belief that children in America deserve better futures. It’s tremendously simple. You cannot continue funding a government that would close this.

These are the two ugliest fattest nastiest pieces of shit to ever bubble up

New “Sell Your Car” flyer image just dropped

This is entirely indistinguishable from seeing a guy walking down the middle of the street in a full Klan robe and hood

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Look, folks, this is it. The entire ballgame. Either we're a Republic of laws & the Constitution, or we have a dictator. This is fascism, & the impeachment vote should be happening today. Every single university president in the country should be out, in front of microphones, condemning this.