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oh yeah no for sure bud Skeets not my own, several rats are working my body like a marionette *I do not represent Costco*
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Every time I find a whisker on the floor I bring it up to the cat I suspect it came from and go "hey buddy you dropped this." They never look amused but I have to do it

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submitted 2 hours ago • 6 comments

real ListHeads know that it's not actually about needing to remember which tasks you need done, it's about the dopamine you get when you check them off

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don't get me wrong I love my Impreza but the way I wish it was a Baja is sickening

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okay so I realized I was v confused when I wrote this and it's actually the Down By the River festival's lineup I was looking at. Still peeping folk fest bc I like My Joy but I really want to see Emily Nenni if any pals want to make that a thing on Sept 13 👉🏼👈🏼

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every day that I have the house to myself is the best day of my life

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

that last episode of The Rehearsal is one of the most autistic things I've ever seen (very complimentary)

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I didn't ask Jesus to die for my sins and if I did I 𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘭𝘺 didn't think he would go through with it

submitted 19 hours ago • 3 comments

Oilers win + golden hour bike ride + big fat cannoli, ho yeah

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

she slobbagool on my gabagool til my meat is cured

submitted 21 hours ago • 2 comments

alright I'm gonna use this as my hockey thread for the rest of the playoffs so hockey haters can mute it

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

these in-game Bet 365 ads make me want to smack the company's executive with a raw Coho salmon

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

when Draisaitl shoots from the corner goalies immediately turn into a baby having keys jingled in front of them. scientists do not know why

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

Every time the Oilers score, Fred gets a tomato 🍅

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