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oh yeah no for sure bud Skeets not my own, several rats are working my body like a marionette *I do not represent Costco and I am NOT a Phish fan*
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Luv big prairie thunderstorms, h8 that they stress my cat out

if you are short and small and you're passing over the kids section at the clothing store you're only playing yourself

omg

My car is just new enough that it has blind spot monitoring and just old enough that it'll let me forget a child in the back seat. The perfect balance

Tim Hortons is dog shit in basically every conceivable way but their honey crullers still slap massive tits and ass

People who spit on the sidewalk are so icky what are you doingggg

yeah im praying for israel. praying for israel to eat shit

bluesky is the perfect place for a yapper like me

I don't talk about it much because I do want to keep some secrets. But I'm actually a pretty big car guy. I know so much about cars it's crazy, and to prove it I'll let you in on a little known fact: The PT in PT Cruiser stands for poon tang

I enjoy having long hair for the aesthetic and I do not enjoy having long hair for literally every other reason

me, day before I get my work bonus: it costs the same to buy a carton of cream to make the butter yourself, plus the butter is higher quality and you get the free buttermilk! me, day of getting my work bonus: I should get a jewel encrusted scepter. Do people still carry scepters?