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oh yeah no for sure bud Skeets not my own, several rats are working my body like a marionette *I do not represent Costco and I am NOT a Phish fan*
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Luv big prairie thunderstorms, h8 that they stress my cat out

submitted 45 minutes ago • 2 comments

if you are short and small and you're passing over the kids section at the clothing store you're only playing yourself

submitted 2 hours ago • 6 comments

omg

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

My car is just new enough that it has blind spot monitoring and just old enough that it'll let me forget a child in the back seat. The perfect balance

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Tim Hortons is dog shit in basically every conceivable way but their honey crullers still slap massive tits and ass

submitted 4 hours ago • 6 comments

People who spit on the sidewalk are so icky what are you doingggg

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

yeah im praying for israel. praying for israel to eat shit

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

bluesky is the perfect place for a yapper like me

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

I don't talk about it much because I do want to keep some secrets. But I'm actually a pretty big car guy. I know so much about cars it's crazy, and to prove it I'll let you in on a little known fact: The PT in PT Cruiser stands for poon tang

submitted 336 days ago • 9 comments

I enjoy having long hair for the aesthetic and I do not enjoy having long hair for literally every other reason

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

me, day before I get my work bonus: it costs the same to buy a carton of cream to make the butter yourself, plus the butter is higher quality and you get the free buttermilk! me, day of getting my work bonus: I should get a jewel encrusted scepter. Do people still carry scepters?

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments