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coolhandkas.bsky.social
oh yeah no for sure bud Skeets not my own, several rats are working my body like a marionette *I do not represent Costco and I am NOT a Phish fan*
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look you can have your lived diarrhea experience all u want but as someone who has written about feces,

submitted 14 minutes ago • 1 comment

[same cadence as the Little Caesars guy] Hot and Windy

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sorry I can't do much today, I'm hungover* *stayed up until 1 am crying

submitted 1 hour ago • 2 comments

this morning/afternoon fucking RULED and this evening/night fucking SUCKED and I guess that's just what they call showbiz

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

formulating a product specifically for unfucking your eyes after crying. calling it Crysine

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

today was absolutely one of the days of all time

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anyways maybe I should see my therapist

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

ope

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Went to Fort Edmonton brunch with the fam and also opened my sweet sweet tarts from @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social 10/10 day my heart is glowing

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

it's 6:30 a.m, just woke up for a pee. it's my day off, I'm gonna hit the vape pen and snuggle a cat in my new bed and fall asleep for two more hours. when I wake up I'm opening my pop tarts and going for family brunch. idk where I'm going with this the essence of the moment is just perfect rn 🙂‍↕️

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments