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oh yeah no for sure bud
Skeets not my own, several rats are working my body like a marionette
*I do not represent Costco and I am NOT a Phish fan*
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I think, as with most things in life, dressing like you're in an MDMA fueled circus is hot if you're a woman/non-binary, but disgusting if you're a man
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I'm going for the smörgas with the beets and extra pickles, I'm not taking it open faced though idc I'll pay for the second bread
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yeah Seth is hot, everyone knows that
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wooks make my pussy dry
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We've been moots for like a week and you know me so well 🥹
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You're not wrong
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oh NO
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I only fw king size beds
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I mean, I'm upper lower middle class at least
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It's expensive but your nephew will remember the experience forever 🥹
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They're good boys
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Sorry for the double OT, I worked late, they did this for me
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I missed it, I just got home, the oilers held out just for me
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Damn it
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Thank you so much!!!
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Yes 🥺
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Of course it is, that is also something I absolutely would do
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open.spotify.com/track/29DtfD...
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☠️
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lmao same ❤️
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exaaaaaaactly
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yeah boiiiii👊🏼
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it is friday. Holy fucking shit.
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this week in perimeter walks (we had a wind storm on Saturday)
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If a woman likes an old person thing I just assume it's because she likes to fuck old dudes, which is cool and based
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If a woman likes an old person thing I just assume it's because she likes to fuck old dudes, which is cool and based
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[spinning chair around and sitting in it like a youth pastor] hey kids you know who else was grateful to be dead
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Sorry babe, you're young and cool
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I mean he said go for it
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No it doesn't.
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I mean, he said I could
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alright I'll give it a whirl
It tracks that serius xm would have a Phish station because I've never met someone under 60 who listens to Phish or uses satellite radio
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Phish and satellite radio in one post is testing my "don't bully your friends" abilities hard ngl
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There is nothing wrong with that, you need both types to make the magic happen
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gross
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I gotta start GOBBLIN
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big same
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molto bene