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republicans: fyi we are bombing france for being too gay and lead poisoning is now mandatory democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus

submitted 19 days ago • 233 comments

Democrats: ‘we should be nicer to MAGA voters and stop calling them morons in the off chance Trump allows us to have midterms; we may be able to pick some ‘undecided voters’ GOP: ‘Empathy is a weakness in Western civilization and our bellicose king will reign in blood forevs…’

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

The "government efficiency" bros never seem to have a problem with the constant trips to Florida.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 18 days ago • 123 comments

Exactly this.

submitted 20 days ago • 485 comments

In fairness, NYT is blanketing its front page w/stories about 20somethings who haven't undergone FBI background checks having access to highly sensitive and classified information. Oh, sorry, this is actually how they covered Hillary's use of a private email server. never mind!🙃

submitted 47 days ago • 79 comments

submitted 47 days ago • 93 comments

Conservative Outraged Tampons Available In Men’s Grocery Stores theonion.com/conserv...

submitted 62 days ago • 89 comments

I really picked the worst possible time to be stone cold sober

submitted 62 days ago • 628 comments