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coriolisdave.bsky.social
catdad. cellist. bitwrangler. dm. defender of arachnid virtue. i believe in you. he/him.
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silly little puzzle game was a jerk this morning and it took me over twenty minutes to solve the cap'n took 15 miss 15? 1'30. wtaf

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

eye doc: "ok, time for the big guns, try these new drops. warning, they will hurt" lies! they do nothing! this probably means i'm irretrievably broken, don't it?

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

hi, authoritarian expert here! this is not funny, authoritarians only do this when they’re in extreme distress.

submitted 12 hours ago • 3 comments

Hell of a day to skip my usual morning doomscroll

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

We ran out of cat food. Re-up is late arriving, so I purchased an emergency stopgap at the supermarket. Cats are outraged, and refusing to touch it.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

It’s fascinating to me how a cat as clumsy as Olive can also just silently fade into the shadows. This skeet brought to you by ten frantic minutes searching for a cat who (logically) must have fallen from the deck, but in fact had teleported inside.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Swimming has renamed all their squads, from "silver/gold/platinum" to "junior" "development" "training" etc now it's impossible to remember which level means what, or which level each child is re at give me a usable scale ffs

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

A Chloe says happy Pride!!!!

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Me, watching RoS: “you know, I reckon Rey is coded ace, she shows no interest in romantic entanglements” Miss15: “ACKTUALLY dad that’s ARO not ACE and if she’s both then she’s AROACE get it RIGHT”

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

FUCKING MILKSHAKE IN MY IMPOSSIBLE MISSION HELL YEAG

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck nick frost is hagrid? FUCK

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment