coriolisdave.bsky.social
catdad. cellist. bitwrangler. dm.
defender of arachnid virtue.
i believe in you. he/him.
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fuck should we be shampooing the pubes too?
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it's more like pubic hair
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well now i'm wondering if my chest hair smells and whether i should be shampooing it
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rigor mortis makes me hard*
* this is the punchline to an old Australian Musical Comedy number, not a confession
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You’re the best!
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presumably as a result of the Pike Suzette Incident
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pls to share pls and thankyou
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Never have
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Oh shit she’s incrementing??
Felicitations!!
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long live the “dump and dash” stage.
Particularly when it’s the “dump and dash and taco” stage
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Released in the 70s. It went through extensive pre-release testing, which included the Beatles and The Animals*
(*Another fact: House of the Rising Sun is a retelling of one of their favourite sessions)
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I saw a post (here, I think) suggesting the use of a dual pain/distress scale.
Cos for eg a chronic pain sufferer, 7 pain on the daily is normal (low distress), but 7 distress is some new bullshit
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Our news did! Slightly softcock framing, but not inaccurate
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Now I need to know what that is
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Yeah, fucking tone deaf
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No lies detected. Great job, smith.
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And so did Paul. They co-DM’d.
That’s the root cause of the breakup really, but everyone just likes to blame GURPS
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The way I’d be wearing a full face bike helmet and goggles just in case the hedge deployed mustard gas at speed
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Help! I need some healing
Help! Not just any healing
Help! You know I need someone
When I was fighting just front lining all the day
I never needed cleric help in any way
But now this dex save fails have left me less assured
Now 8d6 has hit and I’m completely floored
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Well she rolled just 17
If you know my DM
And the DC set was way beyond compare
So please could I roll
With advantage?
(Noooo)
Then I guess we failed to save
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it's been a hard day's night
and i've been rolling
like a dog
it's been a hard days night
i couldn't crit on
a rotten log
so when i put you in jail
i hope the new one won't fail
and let me roll
alright
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If they could figure out the trigger id be well fucked
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Of course now I’ve scrolled back and caught up a bit and discovered it’s FAFO Insurrection Saturday, this post feels moderately tone deaf
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So long as it’s not root canal, the worst part is the needle, after that it’s just uncomfortable.
Hell, I’ve had fillings done without any anaesthesia (as I loathe the needle). And I’m a wussboy
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We actually have to airlock the cats into entirely separate rooms cos they can and will open the door and scoot into the ceiling.
This isn’t so much of an issue fo Sophie, as she practically glows in the dark. But olive has perfect camouflage
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The medicine is mysterious and important
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Not really, other than getting most of the water out first :/
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Also the idea of adding MORE water (you attach a hose and turn it on full bore) resulting in a net loss of water is a great mind fuck.
Physics, bitches.
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Also sounds like you need a real sump pump.
Depending on how deep it is, something like this is a great emergency kit addition. They’re like 20 bucks.
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I would have thought so too. If it’s ground water I wouldn’t expect it to rise quite so quickly (but could be wrong there)
Could it be coming through the join of wall/floor?
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Chronic dry eye - to the extent the eyelid adheres overnight and rips off the cornea in the morning.
Fucking sucks. Do not recommend
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very much! in several respects!
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suzie remains undefeated
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buddy you have weekly ttrpg games you have actual IRL friends :p
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I’m not a fan of the Gouda flavour but I adore an ancient cheddar.
Crunchy bitey flavour cheese
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Look, in this doggy dog world, everything is FareGame(tm)