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14C (55F) this morning. Instant lapcat.

it doesn't work on jellyfish stings either so at some point you have to conclude there was just a very successful fetishist with a public health column

Not sure what they’re teaching in private girls schools these days, but I didn’t expect JAPANESE DEEP SEA METAL ..to be on the music room whiteboard

Thinking about the sight of LAPD marching in on what was essentially a study group/drum circle camped out in front of the USC library last year in support of Palestine and that the mayor and university president both supported that action. And now we are here.

Hope other countries are excited for the LA Olympics!

Saw this meme the other day and my brain hasn’t stopped filling Beatles D&D songs.

Joe Rogan always looks like he’s being viewed on the back of a spoon.

ACAB includes me, the meanie who won’t let my cats fling themselves from the deck

This is why we: A) lock the door when accessing the ceiling B) can’t have ladders out

silly little puzzle game was a jerk this morning and it took me over twenty minutes to solve the cap'n took 15 miss 15? 1'30. wtaf

eye doc: "ok, time for the big guns, try these new drops. warning, they will hurt" lies! they do nothing! this probably means i'm irretrievably broken, don't it?

hi, authoritarian expert here! this is not funny, authoritarians only do this when they’re in extreme distress.

Hell of a day to skip my usual morning doomscroll

We ran out of cat food. Re-up is late arriving, so I purchased an emergency stopgap at the supermarket. Cats are outraged, and refusing to touch it.

It’s fascinating to me how a cat as clumsy as Olive can also just silently fade into the shadows. This skeet brought to you by ten frantic minutes searching for a cat who (logically) must have fallen from the deck, but in fact had teleported inside.