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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The pitch on a presentation deck was simple. Create a mascot. Kill it. And then eat it. Welcome to the origin story of the Pop-Tarts Bowl phenomenon. http://dlvr.it/TJKZSH

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

Trump's universal tariffs on Canada, Mexico, & China hit ~$1.35T of US imports starting tomorrow, ~42% of all goods brought into the US, including devastating impacts on energy, vehicle, & food supply chains. Prices for gas & groceries like tomatoes, beer, & cabbages would jump🧵

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

this was always the agenda and some of us said so and were called hysterical bsky.app/profile/jame...

Again, the richest man in human history personally individually directed this

Sorry but I’m with @samsteindc.bsky.social. This isn’t “in response” to the Oval meeting. They had all of this pre-planned and ready to roll out. Trump and Vance instigated the Oval confrontation to justify it.

Steph Curry's final line in Orlando 56 points *16-of-25 on FG *12-of-19 on 3s *12-of-12 on FTs He flipped the game with 22-point 3Q and closed it with crunch time flurry. His 14th career 50-point game and 26th career game with 10+ 3s. Nobody else has more than nine.

BREAKING: After 20 seasons in the WNBA, Diana Taurasi has officially announced her retirement from the league. No. 1 pick. MVP. 11x All-Star. 3x Champion. To name a few. What a career.

I wrote about the Free Press's shameful decision to publish Hanania's apologia for Nazi salutes www.unpopularfront.news/p/enough

This is the most wretched campaign of deliberate, explicit persecution the United States has perpetrated against a minority group in decades. Many of the most important people in politics and journalism are busying themselves trying to figure out how little to say or do about it.

I finally wrote a column about...everything. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

My go-to metaphor has been cancer but I think this by @ositanwanevu.bsky.social is even better

someone put their pronouns in their email signature in 2017 and now the world's most irksome Boer has my social security number

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

It’s a testament to our times that the White House is inviting people who share CSAM and this is just another Sunday scandal rather than the end of the administration.

Hardwood xkcd.com/3051

Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who killed so many children in Samoa they ran out of child-sized coffins, has been confirmed to lead Health and Human Services. The vote was 52-48. All Dems and Mitch McConnell, whose fault this is, voted no. All other Republicans voted yes. The blood will be on their hands.

Incoming Asteroid xkcd.com/3049

probably the most mischievous grin ever

It’s a good thing an NFC underdog team named after a bird has never built up a seemingly insurmountable lead against the reigning AFC powerhouse in the first half of the first Super Bowl of a Trump term before.

Never Forget

Man, being the second flying facial hair commercial of the Super Bowl must be so embarrassing…

No more commercials with flying body parts, please

Purging dissent in the security services and giving loyalists power is something we *instantly* recognize in other contexts.

There it is

Diving into the deep Cincinnati lore tonight youtu.be/heF6mk1dUEE?...

Props to the folks who chased off the Nazis. No place for Nazis here or anywhere.

Games shouldn’t be played the night of the trade deadline or trade deadline eve

But shall this crazed old man be tamely suffered to drag a whole ship’s company down to doom with him?

Beyoncé and Taylor Swift dancing, the entire crowd screaming “A-minoooooor”, absolutely diabolical. Kendrick Lamar is a genius. Drake begged for this 💀

Kendrick had no plan to win any of this shit. He was just hatin and look where it got him. There’s a lesson there!

FROM SHAMS: BREAKING: Sacramento is finalizing a trade to send De'Aaron Fox to the San Antonio Spurs in a multi-team trade that moves Chicago Bulls' Zach LaVine to the Kings, sources tell ESPN.

FINAL — NO. 12 KENTUCKY 95, NO. 13 OKLAHOMA 86 Three Wildcats foul out, but UK earns another ranked win to improve to 8-1 in SEC play. Excited screaming heard from outside the visiting locker room. Amoore with a career-high 43 points. Strack adds 19. Lawrence scores 14.

What in the ever loving fuck

A very good January to kick it 2025’s reading. Two very good re-reads in The Obelisk Gate and Midnight in Chernobyl plus new read I Contain Multitudes were the highlights. Averaging over 100 pages a day was a win!

The quadrant system has become one of the most popular ways to evaluate how good a team's wins and losses are. It's also very flawed. Introducing a better resume metric at EvanMiya.co to help measure your wins and losses: blog.evanmiya.com/p/abolish-th...

Perhaps Sisyphus was a Bills fan

FROM SHAMS: Blockbuster WNBA deal: The Seattle Storm are trading six-time All-Star Jewell Loyd to the Las Vegas Aces in a multi-team move that sends three-time All-Star Kelsey Plum to the Los Angeles Sparks, sources tell me, @ramonashelburne, @alexaphilippou, @kendra__andrews.

Chuck Schumer tweet: if Trump is so serious about getting rid of aliens by any means necessary, why doesn't he release the UFO files? 😜 Gustavo Petro tweet: the souls of Caesar, Tarik, Biohó, and Bolivar visited me and told me to counter-tariff the rabid Yanqui dog.