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Chaotic good with an MUP and an unwarranted sense of self-importance. Posts about life, disasters, housing, college football, sapphic books, and Warhammer 40k (I play Red Corsairs). I am thirty or forty years old and I do not need this.
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You shouldn’t randomly vandalize teslas, but teslas owners should afraid enough of random vandalism that they put a ‘fuck Elon musk’ sticker on their car somewhere imo

I mean, Jesus Christ, can you people even *hear* yourself? I'm about to die of secondhand embarrassment just reading this crap.

Black excellence: Twice as qualified, half as respected, and still passed over or labeled as a ‘DEI hire.’ Black folks have always known this because we’ve seen it happen to our own family members. I know I have.

My top Super Bowl memory is when Musk tweeted “Go Eagles” in 2023 from the game and then deleted it after a similar tweet from Biden got more engagement. Then he flew to Twitter HQ and demanded his workers find out why his posts were doing poorly, starting a multi-day fact finding mission.

i wonder why these guys hate the CFPB so much ohh

Kendrick's stage presence is just unreal, but my favorite thing about that performance is actually the background dancers. After they clear the boxes, they deliver a clear homage to the S1W's of Public Enemy. Here they are in the "Fight the Power" (1989) music video, directed by Spike Lee.

Another global pump and dump for his friends who know exactly when he'll walk back this statement

Antifa stickers spotted in Upstate New York

Tesla paid $0 in federal income tax last year. 2022: $0 2021: $0 2020: $0 2019: $0 2018: $0 Tesla reported $6.7 billion in profit in those years.

First they came for trans people, and I did not speak out-
because I avoid 'identity politics'. Then they came for the Palestinians - but I don't do 'purity politics'. Then they came for everyone but me - but I was waiting for the midterms. Then they came for me- and I was quite shocked tbh.

No one has tried this before, let's see how it plays out.

Regular reminder that this entirely comes down to retirements. I think it's good that old people are able to stop working, and that we have payroll-tax-paying-aged people coming here from around the world to keep things going

Incels canceling research on anything “female” are proof that some people never learn from their own mistakes

Costco, which has come out saying it supports DEI, will make no changes to its existing programs, AND pays workers a minimum of $30/hour, is up 15% YTD. Target, which announced it is ending all DEI programs and has a minimum wage of $15-$24/hour, is down over 4%. Keep voting with your wallet.

If you're screaming at a hospital about teen trans care, keep screaming.

White genocide in S. Africa? Sure. And litter boxes in schools. Immigrants eating cats & dogs. Minneapolis burned to the ground. $100 million for condoms for Hamas. People killed by drugs thrown over the border wall. People dying from looking at fentanyl. Cement milkshakes thrown at police. Right.

This shows that "doxxing" has become a meaningless, catch-all phrase for anything these guys do not like reported. @klong.bsky.social is an impressive reporter, who simply connected the anonymous postings of a self-declared racist to the public identity of someone directly altering government.

There it is

Notable that Elons crew of incels and edgelords are full fledged men for the purposes of being given the keys to car to run the govt. But for the purposes of being accountable for their actions they’re just kids from good families with youthful indiscretions.

So You Bent the Knee and Were Banished Anyway: A Guide for Mainstream Media

So now that Trump has banned trans people from participating in sports and trans teens from getting transition-related care, all of the "but we just have some concerns" people will surely come out strong in opposition to additional attacks on trans rights, yes? No? Ah well, nevertheless.

i don’t even know if crime is the right word for the illegal destruction of USAID. it is an autocratic power grab and a direct attack on the sovereignty of the american people

Yeah so the Constitution isn’t really in effect right now

Some of y'all TRULY aren't mad at the right people.

if you’re 25 years old with control of the entire treasury system and you don’t delete every student debt file, you are the biggest loser the world has ever seen

they got rid of DEI and the right wing tech elites immediately started hiring based on experience oh no wait lol

entry level jobs are available at Andreessen Horowitz, apparently, as long as you [checks notes] have done at least one murder honestly not a bad fit for their work

between this and his adoration of Curtis Yarvin, I think we need to stop referring to Marc Andreessen's ideological shift as merely a rightward one and perhaps pinpoint it as something far more sinister

fucking hell abcnews.go.com/Politics/liv...

You can say this doesn’t matter because billionaires view normal people as instruments for their will but keep in mind we’re talking about a guy who cried after being booed at a Dave Chappelle stand up set

The Treasury Department right now. People are turning out against Musk and DOGE staging a takeover of the Treasury’s payment system. This crowd is big. The whole block is packed. “Lock him up,” everyone yells.

Chad’s right. Yes, most of the stuff said about the DOGE kids is likely protected by the First Amendment, even if “edgy.” But your belief that a USAO won’t charge you with a federal crime for “edgy” stuff is premised on normal times, not this shitshow and not with the hack in charge of the DC USAO.

➡️ January 20: FAA director fired ➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen ➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded ➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees ➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years Making America Great Again!

H5N1 is "widespread" in Massachusetts now which means its widespread here in CT too, cuz thats how pathogens work having chickens rn is making my head spin. the thought of losing little drew makes me want to break things

Kash Patel posted an AI video of himself chainsawing heads off of political opponents but Republican Senators need a hearing to think deep thoughts about whether he should run the FBI

Anyone who's like "Don't blame Trump for the plane crash" should remember that during his first term, Trump demanded praise for there not being any crashes one year. thehill.com/homenews/adm...

Finally sitting down to read this.

First time in Austin in almost 5 years. Celebrated last night with Torchy's and today with Thundercloud. God I missed the food here.

Shitposting is the load-bearing pillar of the entire internet. The last bastion of pure id, unmonetized and free of the rot that's ruined the rest of the web.

Fuck them birds