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my therapist said you all need to set a better example

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Happy 311 Day to all who celebrate.

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

Midnight drives youtu.be/d1r8i_EMYtA?...

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Fuck off, I'm not participating. I'm too tired to spring.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Bridging the thigh gap.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

“Friyay, amirite?” I say to my bus driver. He closes the door in my face and drives away.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Always finding out, never fucking around.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Logging in. What new fresh hell do we have today?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

who is this rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting.

submitted 9 days ago • 20 comments

fucked up that we can’t even afford to emotionally eat our way through this

submitted 8 days ago • 262 comments

Passion and anger are merely an octave apart.

submitted 8 days ago • 6 comments

My mom got her SAG card from her Girls Gone Wild appearances.

submitted 17 days ago • 9 comments

Home Depot: After Dark

submitted 17 days ago • 25 comments

Sometimes, we do things we do not want to do. Sometimes, we must cheer for Crosby.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Remember, nothing says "I love you" like zip ties and duct tape

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Friday the 14th is a true horror classic, in my opinion

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

ugh the end of the world is taking literally forever

submitted 26 days ago • 60 comments

Trying to train my anxiety to attack my enemies instead.

submitted 27 days ago • 4 comments

It's just me and this dayquil versus the world

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Nick Nolte and Gary Busey are actually the same person

submitted 31 days ago • 17 comments

Reposting me let's your followers know you like alternative rock

submitted 34 days ago • 64 comments

The only way to get over your last post is to get under a new post

submitted 39 days ago • 9 comments

"I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life."

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Rest of the world to the US:

submitted 39 days ago • 7 comments

March Madness™ starting extra early this year, looks like

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

I’m getting wasted on Molotov cocktails tonight.

submitted 45 days ago • 4 comments

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

submitted 46 days ago • 1359 comments

I stopped compulsively making playlists to never share with them, I think this means my soul is now free

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

Found my sign

submitted 435 days ago • 3 comments

Of all the pricks, sanctimonious is probably my least favorite

submitted 46 days ago • 12 comments

Commit the sin of empathy.

submitted 46 days ago • 99 comments

Hey, Kids. Uncle Eric here. I know I said last year would be my last time doing Stories Retold In One Panel for Christmas, but since you might need a pick-me-up, I decided to do them again this year.

submitted 97 days ago • 4 comments

No matter where you go, there you are.

submitted 113 days ago • 8 comments

In an alternate universe, Scooby-Doo is cat and him and the gang commit crimes.

submitted 47 days ago • 12 comments

I know it's not, But I will call it a cvs file every time.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Since all federal workers are to report onsite, I guess some will be forced to forgo their golfing

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Good morning. Delete your TikTok.

submitted 51 days ago • 66 comments

No music today

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

I will only be answering rhetorical questions here on out.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Is Fergie still spelling stuff?

submitted 65 days ago • 6 comments

It was the worst of times. It was the worst of times.

submitted 64 days ago • 5 comments

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“She says she doesn’t want to fuckin’ talk to you.”

submitted 619 days ago • 19 comments

Everyday can be a good day if you're delusional

submitted 73 days ago • 2 comments