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craigpearson.bsky.social
Writing, editing, and commissioning words for Epic Games Store's newsfeed. Legally obliged to tell you I'm a contractor. BFF to cats. From Glasgow, but in Dundee. https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/news https://linktr.ee/itscraigpearson
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Why does Nintendo hate settings menus? I can't even change the music volume in Mario Kart, never mind the camera or controls.

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Started Andor. It's not too far off a Culture show. Rael recruiting Andor because he's super capable is very Special Circumstances.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Spain, you could do the funniest thing right now...

submitted 26 days ago • 156 comments

Imagine being such a titanic loser that the Pope tells you to your face that you suck and then IMMEDIATELY dies like Yoda passing away from Luke asking too many questions.

submitted 47 days ago • 9 comments

Repeating this for those who might have missed it yesterday. !!HIGHROOK NOW HAS A RELEASE DATE!! If any press/creators are interested in a key feel, drop an email to [email protected] Tom Copeland is helping me with PR for the release and is practically jangling with keys.

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I'm very amused by the name of this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotich...

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

submitted 59 days ago • 884 comments

first they came for the gamers, etc

submitted 64 days ago • 7 comments

To leave a short message here. My cat Layla has passed away. Layla, the love our lives, she cared from day we unlocked the cage door to the moment she left us. We were always completely loved. It was a short illness, she didn't suffer. We were there at the end, and she drifted off in our arms.

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in case you missed it yesterday at the showcase, here is the newest gameplay trailer for Ghost Town youtu.be/y5XZRUVKM4g?...

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Clicky and make bigly. www.flickr.com/photos/firef...

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I should re-read Feersum Endjinn: "When you read the part where the phonetic-spelling protagonist is transcribing his conversation with the giant lisping sloths, you realize that here's a writer who gets up in the morning without the slightest shred of self-doubt."

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Airport security detected an ancient curse on my best talisman and the only Shaman available doesnt speak Pict. Unbelievable.

submitted 662 days ago • 9 comments

It’s almost refreshing to see a *different* rich guy doing something catastrophically dumb

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

@thisismyglasgow.bsky.social Quick Q - have you ever made it to "The Plaza", that rather grim gathering spot they built in the '60s, below the overpasses near Glasgow Royal Infirmary?

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

The technology brothers have invented “Goons as a Service”

submitted 109 days ago • 233 comments

Extremely proud to say that MakeRoom will launch with over 1,000 objects to decorate your rooms with! I've set this personal goal and so incredibly happy to have reached it. All models for the game are custom and handmade ✨ store.steampowered.com/app/2212670/...

submitted 105 days ago • 9 comments

Only a couple days left. Not halfway there yet so I’m getting nervous. www.gofundme.com/f/help-cover...

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

Soon may the Murderbot come It's saving humans (they're really dumb) One day when the killing is done We'll sit and watch T.V.

submitted 106 days ago • 14 comments

It's weird how everyone in the world knows a Nazi salute when we see it, with the notable exception of journalists and their editors.

submitted 106 days ago • 108 comments

Did you guys see this? Did everyone in the world see this

submitted 106 days ago • 28 comments

the price of eggs really ups the level of contempt here

submitted 105 days ago • 20 comments

It's the weekend, baby

submitted 105 days ago • 17 comments

If you click on the link the “gameplay examples” are like 11 pixels tall. Because if you zoom in at all it looks like obvious incoherent slop

submitted 108 days ago • 3 comments

just use emulation you weirdos

submitted 108 days ago • 28 comments