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A little nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest men.
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GREATEST HEADSTONE OF ALL TIME

submitted 23 hours ago • 17 comments

Codename 'Agadoouble-O-Seven'

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‘In the future, all offside decisions will take 15 minutes.’ Andy Varhol

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

Codename 'Agadoouble-O-Seven'

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I was going to watch Paddington In Peru but then I noticed it was on Netflix so I’ll stay home and save the airfare

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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

submitted 9 days ago • 871 comments

Can only assume having one of the most important events in your nation's modern history being so intrinsically linked to David Hasselhoff is punishment for the past crimes of said nation...

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Peter Capaldi starring as Jamie in the sequel to Adolescence (cornies™ just out of frame)

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Sneak peak of the 2031 Census Results reveals a startling change in the gender makeup of the UK

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I didn't abandon it but in Stephen King's "It", he mentions someone playing cricket had 'bowled a century' and had it come any earlier in that giant sized book, I'd have surely given it up as a bad job

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I didn't abandon it but in Stephen King's "It", he mentions someone playing cricket had 'bowled a century' and had it come any earlier in that giant sized book, I'd have surely given it up as a bad job

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Sneak peak of the 2031 Census Results reveals a startling change in the gender makeup of the UK

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I think we've tracked down Shannon Matthews

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

tension

submitted 22 days ago • 24 comments

Human Venn Diagram: Larry Grayson Perry Mason

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Here's the last 40 seconds of Bulls/Lakers. Insane ending.

submitted 21 days ago • 239 comments

Shout out to that one stubborn ancient Egyptian who, to this day, refused to move away from hieroglyphics because they knew all those shoddy newfangled alphabets were just a passing fad

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At the current rate, the human population of Britain will be outnumbered 2 to 1 by InPost lockers before the decade is out

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The Outhere Brothers will return in AVENGERS: BOOM BOOM BOOMSDAY

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Perry Benson will return as Henry in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Be funny if Reeves stood up to make her Spring Statement and just said, “It’s Spring,” and sat down again.

submitted 23 days ago • 7 comments

In five or ten years time somebody will produce an unlabeled graph showing applications for secondary school teaching jobs in the UK, and you'll be able to pin point the exact moment episode 2 of Adolescence dropped on Netflix

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Having created the world's first pastry encrusted headphones, it's fair to say I'm a true pie on ear

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Romantic haiku for #WorldPoetryDay Together always; You are the tock to my tick, the Dom to my Dick. #bogies #indabungalow

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🎶Heathrow, don't go, it is closed Can't fly home, I'm stranded Wish I'd booked at Stansted🎶

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Romantic haiku for #WorldPoetryDay Together always; You are the tock to my tick, the Dom to my Dick. #bogies #indabungalow

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Is this a warning to conscientious parents, or advice from an infanticide handbook?

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

🎶Heathrow, don't go, it is closed Can't fly home, I'm stranded Wish I'd booked at Stansted🎶

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

🎶 What's that coming over the hill? 🎶 🎶 Is it a monster? 🎶 🎶 It's a Monsieur 🎶

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Post your favourite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

“If she wants to know something specific, but doesn’t want people to notice her asking questions, she should simply make incorrect statements while in the company of experts. Her companions will correct her, especially if they're men.” - Advice for female agents in WW2, provided during SOE training

submitted 32 days ago • 142 comments

Biffy Clyro at a half empty Cockpit and Elbow at Leeds Virgin Megastore

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The walls in Parisian road tunnels were too hard

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Trying this here as it bypassed most on #htafc hashtag at the other place: CROSSWORD QUESTION: Voice of Bart reveals themself as LGBTQ+ (10,3)

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A photo you'd use as an album cover

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments