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Terminally online vigilante. Creator of heroic vibes. Pronouns are super / hero and my preference is JUSTICE! I post about games, news. Whatever I feel like. My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uf762xv6etz4f6ornzigrbdi/feed/aaaiqox7zrkdu
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High on skeetamine

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Set phasers to unfortunate haircut

submitted 11 hours ago • 3 comments

fuck the mute button we need an ancient curse button

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

If it comes down to it, I WILL protect my family

submitted 14 hours ago • 22 comments

I am the only thing I really have to offer, I suppose that will have to do.

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

Not now hot horny moms in my area! Read the room!

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

The fact that techbros are taking over and we haven't yet called it the Broligarchy is a huge mistake by all of us

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

tech bro is short for technically broken

submitted 13 hours ago • 16 comments

Cryptobros that want to tank the US dollar and replace it with crypto have no idea how good the dollar is for them. The reason they can cash out to buy lambos is there’s cash to cash out to. Without it they have to say stuff like “FrogCoin is now worth six WormBucks”

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

roast brief

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

I may have become too reliant on finger guns to get me out of every awkward situation 😬👆🏻👉🏻

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

The Boy Who Cried Wolf Blitzer.

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submitted 15 hours ago • 4 comments

post dog

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

Thanos is short for Jonathanos

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

If watching the response to the Devil May Cry anime has taught me one thing, it has taught me this: Gamers hate naughty language.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

It took 30 years and at least a dozen attempts, but Gary finally (FINALLY) stayed awake to see the end of Water World.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Japan falling harder than America in the stock market is a clear rejection of Switch 2 prices. (It's not, but let's let them think so)

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

What kind of old-timey slang should we use to pretend to be surprised that the politician famous for destroying everything destroyed everything? I'm somewhere between, 'Snakes alive!' and 'Well I'll be dipped!'

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

I can’t believe the guy who attacked the Capitol would do this.

submitted 19 hours ago • 38 comments

Sorry everyone this must be my fault, I downloaded a car 😔

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

not tonight, babe i'm thinking about how catdog poops again

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

My neighbor said I always look busy so I guess whatever I'm doing is working.

submitted 19 hours ago • 3 comments

the guys who crash the economy every time promising to not crash the economy this time

submitted 1 day ago • 76 comments

The stock market is doing greater than ever, but don't check it, if you peek at it, it will crash and it will be all your fault, it's like a soufflé.

submitted 19 hours ago • 3 comments

whew

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submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Trump: Don't be a Panican Eminem: Panican Anakin, want's to be the man again, had to touch the ramekin, can't handle no more sand again

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Kirby your enthusiasm. By that I mean swallow someone with way more enthusiasm than you .

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

future historians debating whether dow jones, nasdaq, and S&P 500 were three separate gods of ancient America, or just three aspects of the same god

submitted 1 day ago • 86 comments

For people who eat hard boiled eggs every day, Easter is just another day.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Not trying to expedite anyone’s departure or anything… But what if we make RFK Jr. Trump’s personal physician?

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

One thing I don't understand about crypto is you hear it's more stable than the market but yet it crashed right along with the market 🤔

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

if i ever refer to myself as a comedian i want one of you to euthanize me immediately

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Just Jiminy Glick’d a honey bun

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Mike's Hard Tax Return

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

thinking whatever he thinks must at the very least be a reasonable thing for someone to be thinking, because here he is thinking it. and if that's true today, it'll be true tomorrow. and this way he never feels mistaken.

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Wallets will never be practical until they can hold candy bars.

submitted 3 days ago • 24 comments

Social media is a soap opera, but without the commercials or the good looking people.

submitted 2 days ago • 13 comments