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Aspiring windsurfer. Taxpayer. Dad jokes = rad jokes
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Imagine being this bitter, this unhinged—and still thinking you’re the victim. Trump can’t even say Happy Easter without turning it into a rage-filled tantrum.

submitted 11 hours ago • 414 comments

Trump's "debt war" is going in reverse, he's already added at least 8 billion in debt and it is expected to exponentially grow. During his last presidency he grew the US debt by $7.8 trillion. If the US survives this time around, expect that number to triple or quadruple.

submitted 14 days ago • 33 comments

Our beef is the most masculine beef. Very strong, heterosexual beef. Our beef pisses standing up while their effeminate beef pisses sitting down.

submitted 18 days ago • 246 comments

Needed this laugh 🤣💀

submitted 18 days ago • 79 comments

Wyden: "I'm of the view that there ought to be resignations, starting with the national security adviser and the secretary of defense."

submitted 26 days ago • 1451 comments

My maternal grandmother died in the 1918 flu pandemic. RFK Jr can go fuck himself.

submitted 29 days ago • 2687 comments

MAGAts under Biden: 'Thank god for these judges who are blocking his radical left agenda' MAGAts under trump: "Judges have no right to tell presidents what to do'.

submitted 35 days ago • 13 comments

Why trump asking other countries for eggs when he can just ask the chickens in Congress???

submitted 33 days ago • 39 comments

The TESLA (a/k/a "TESLER") TAKEDOWN is working... WORLDWIDE! Turns out people really resent an unelected weirdo running our Government & creating economic chaos. Hit Elmo where it really hurts: in his big, fat wallet. If we #TankTesla, It's Ex-X! (a/k/a Twitter) #WinWin Visit www.takedowntesla.com

submitted 34 days ago • 2377 comments

A Ukraine and Holocaust expert humiliates QAnon terrorist Russian agent Marjorie Taylor Greene by dismantling all of her pro-Putin propaganda. Love it.

submitted 33 days ago • 87 comments

Is there a reliable count for the number of veterans who have been fired by DOGE?

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

These were seen in London. London fucking ROCKS!💪

submitted 36 days ago • 206 comments

The fundamental issue here is that a pissed off Democrat will arrange a boycott or a sit in or a protest and a pissed off Republican will load a box truck full of ammonium nitrate and nitromethane and detonate it next to the Murrah building

submitted 37 days ago • 34 comments

New Yorkers: Call Sen. Gillibrand’s office to vote NO on cloture and NO on the Republican Spending Bill. They vote in the morning. ☎️: (202) 224-4451

submitted 38 days ago • 1062 comments

Who agrees with AOC....

submitted 40 days ago • 755 comments

Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.

submitted 40 days ago • 2834 comments

Alina Habbard posted: NOTHING CAN STOP THIS MAN FROM FIGHTING FOR HIS COUNTRY. David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”

submitted 46 days ago • 2049 comments

It was never a better idea—Republicans have been masterful at convincing folks to vote against their own interests.

submitted 50 days ago • 88 comments