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Aspiring windsurfer. Taxpayer. Dad jokes = rad jokes
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Yes, you did vote to deport moms.

submitted 20 days ago • 4908 comments

submitted 23 days ago • 44 comments

#MemorialDay 🇺🇸

submitted 25 days ago • 24 comments

Preach 🙏 💙👏👏👏💯

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

An oldie but goodie.

submitted 38 days ago • 103 comments

#RickSantorum #MariaButina

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

That girl made the rounds.

submitted 41 days ago • 16 comments

Photos of ICE officers with their masks down Share far and wide

submitted 41 days ago • 37 comments

Kash Patel, the conspiracy theorist that Republicans made FBI Director, came to a Senate hearing on the budget—with NO budget, NO timeline, and NO clue. It's downright incompetent, and it's making America less safe. We need serious leadership at the FBI.

submitted 43 days ago • 196 comments

North America in three quotes by heads of state.

submitted 49 days ago • 45 comments

they are currently ignoring a supreme court decision and no one cares or is doing a single thing about it, its just so goddam infuriating

submitted 46 days ago • 312 comments

Imagine being this bitter, this unhinged—and still thinking you’re the victim. Trump can’t even say Happy Easter without turning it into a rage-filled tantrum.

submitted 61 days ago • 435 comments

Trump's "debt war" is going in reverse, he's already added at least 8 billion in debt and it is expected to exponentially grow. During his last presidency he grew the US debt by $7.8 trillion. If the US survives this time around, expect that number to triple or quadruple.

submitted 75 days ago • 32 comments

Our beef is the most masculine beef. Very strong, heterosexual beef. Our beef pisses standing up while their effeminate beef pisses sitting down.

submitted 79 days ago • 244 comments

Needed this laugh 🤣💀

submitted 79 days ago • 79 comments

Wyden: "I'm of the view that there ought to be resignations, starting with the national security adviser and the secretary of defense."

submitted 87 days ago • 1444 comments

My maternal grandmother died in the 1918 flu pandemic. RFK Jr can go fuck himself.

submitted 90 days ago • 2664 comments

MAGAts under Biden: 'Thank god for these judges who are blocking his radical left agenda' MAGAts under trump: "Judges have no right to tell presidents what to do'.

submitted 96 days ago • 13 comments

Why trump asking other countries for eggs when he can just ask the chickens in Congress???

submitted 94 days ago • 39 comments

The TESLA (a/k/a "TESLER") TAKEDOWN is working... WORLDWIDE! Turns out people really resent an unelected weirdo running our Government & creating economic chaos. Hit Elmo where it really hurts: in his big, fat wallet. If we #TankTesla, It's Ex-X! (a/k/a Twitter) #WinWin Visit www.takedowntesla.com

submitted 95 days ago • 2359 comments

A Ukraine and Holocaust expert humiliates QAnon terrorist Russian agent Marjorie Taylor Greene by dismantling all of her pro-Putin propaganda. Love it.

submitted 94 days ago • 86 comments

Is there a reliable count for the number of veterans who have been fired by DOGE?

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