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criterrrr.bsky.social
STAY SILLY. ✨ i make sounds and colorful messes and whenever i can i will grow things. friend to skunks and lichen. i refuse to get depressed by a computer i can do that good enough myself.
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My window is open and I have a megaphone in view, temptations is high, what should I broadcast out to the streets?

Folks pleaseee double check before receiving a vaccine that it's the right one, especially if you have any allergies, etc. Especially at CVS because they have a poor track record. I was at CVS for a COVID shot and they gave me the wrong brand -- luckily it's nothing catastrophic for me, but yikes!

Make sure the human is following our group, we must keep it alive and safe

go ahead. make those sloppy joe nachos. sloppy nachjoes, if you will. it's the future and we've enabled free will.

How can I help? Here's some actions that aren't protesting or voting. ✨❤️ drive.google.com/file/d/1WCj7...

🚨 We are mobilizing for a NEW national day of protest— March 4th Against Monarchy! Find organizing resources and more at linktr.ee/fiftyfiftyon.... @polrev.bsky.social @altnps.bsky.social #NoKings #50501movement #FiftyFiftyOne

What the actual fuck?! America, it’s time to rise. When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty!

True story: a few years ago, I was being interviewed by a reporter for the New York Times. I mentioned the history of eviction statutes and how they tied into Jim Crow. The reporter asked "what's Jim Crow?" When I explained, the reporter didn't believe me and said the US wouldn't do that.

Henry, the oldest Nile Crocodile. 124 years old, little over 5m long, father of over 10,000 crocs, captured in 1903. Still active, strong and healthy

Here are some nice mushrooms 💋

Tiny dancer! Photo from my collection, no documented date/info.

Best way I can describe ADHD is it's like your soul is itchy

My cat is hanging out in the bathtub. This feels like a secret message or perhaps an omen.

Fun fact, did you know cassowary eggs are lime green?

Itching to plant something dammit

Love how apparently the long term take away from COVID shutdowns was "wow it's great not having any sort of infrastructure, maintenance, upkeep, or development for our public spaces and services. Can't wait to go back to just barely keeping the lights on with a skeleton crew"

forehead kisses for everyone 🍰

We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot

I'm so in that I'm already there

getting a cat water fountain for myself and filling it with chocolate syrup

Putting mayonnaise on eggs feels like some sort of threat

We know it’s tempting to give into cynicism or despair right now. So let us tell you what keeps us going: We are in daily communication with Members of Congress and senior staff who want to see a unified opposition as well. They are fighting on the inside to build that opposition. 🧵

Suspension Bridge xkcd.com/3048

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Please plan a visit to your nearest US Senate office to push senators to stand up against Trump’s lawless overreach. Your ask will be slightly different if your senator is a Democrat or Republican. We put together a toolkit with everything you need to know: http://indivisi.org/...

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

a double dog dare is how you got those two wolves inside you in the first place