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So my co worker just said: "You shouldn’t eat red meat!" I said: "My grandfather lived to be 100yrs old." He said: "Did he eat red meat?" I said: "No, he minded his own business."

submitted 2 days ago • 375 comments

America is cutting $880 billion from Medicaid to force poor people to die so billionaire's can yacht. We are such an amoral, Christian Nationalist country that hates the teachings of Jesus.

submitted 5 days ago • 293 comments

My wife yelled from upstairs and asked: "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" I replied: "No." She responded: "How about now?"

submitted 18 days ago • 153 comments

My cats have it made. Never any worries…everything is always cool with them. That’s because I don’t let them watch the news.

submitted 41 days ago • 2 comments

Finally! We now know the backstory to this classic "Planet of the Apes" ending.

submitted 42 days ago • 595 comments

Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025

submitted 42 days ago • 876 comments

BREAKING: Musk to launch Starship over DC to provide fireworks for Trump inauguration

submitted 45 days ago • 39 comments

I don’t know about where you live, but in my town, it’s still Christmas! And that’s ok with me…I think I need it to be Christmas just a little longer.

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

😈😏

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submitted 52 days ago • 592 comments

my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache

submitted 59 days ago • 228 comments

oh shit the 2025 calendar just leaked. i'm probably gonna be dmca'd for sharing this but it's worth it. i guess if my account gets nuked you'll know why

submitted 74 days ago • 119 comments

Merry Christmas From The Ducks At Bass Pro Shops! youtube.com/shorts/-4NT7...

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Absolutely NO refunds.

submitted 96 days ago • 133 comments

My cat moved into my grandson’s backpack, so now I guess Boots is going to finish 5th grade with him.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Can we try again? Blue Sky has a weird glitch where it only shows us the first 500 comments. If you’d like us to follow you back can you repost this and leave a note below? We may need to do this a few times to get everyone! 💙

submitted 105 days ago • 1794 comments

My name was not on the “Nice” list…I checked it twice. I’ve got a lot of ground to make up between now and Christmas.

submitted 106 days ago • 1 comment