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From @alexis-madrigal.bsky.social’s newsletter about his new book! Can’t wait for The Pacific Circuit

Red Birb Laughing Then Staring🍅spread as a meme

[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

every successful consumer technology owes its success to a dedicated user base of insane perverts who the product managers in silicon valley view as their ancient and intractable enemy

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

"The bond between an Uldar and their bufalonte is life-long and sacred; under the sky of the Great Steppe they live together, fight together, and if need be, die together."

you aren’t hearing from the dems because they’re hard at work down in the crispr lab growing vats of 2028 candidates twice as racist and 3x as old as biden

John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

If there's anything I hope young creatives take from David Lynch, it's to reject the modern IP-driven impulse to explicitly explain and cleanly categorize the logic behind every single event and decision inside and outside of a story at least some of the time.

please help santa never left my house and hes been using my tree as a gooning perch

MISTER Feratu??????

Cityscapes by Hiroshi Nagai, 1980’s/90’s

I don't want to get better -- I want to get worse.

[trump voice] little todd howard

me: gg no re Friend: how did you beat me in Rollercoaster Tycoon this isn't even multiplayer me: 4pool but monorails strat friend: why are my rides exploding what is going on. why does my ferris wheel look like its got a disease me: i infested it to spawn exploding clowns

COLE: COOP, THEY CAUGHT THE CEO SHOOTER. HIS NAME WAS TONY SPAGHETTI, REAL BOY NEXT DOOR. ABS LIKE ADONIS. POLITICAL IDEAS OF A FUTON. PERHAPS THE IDEAL MAN

Me: Hey can you do your dishes My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink Me: Alright man

would you still love me if i greyparsed

Thank god I grew up with stuffing because if I’d never heard of it before and someone showed up to my house as an adult with wet bread and celery casserole my first instinct would be to beat their ass.

how to move to the delta quadrant

HARROWHARK. Quick evening piece (no spoilers, I'm still reading the first book)

overheard at the trans polycule: “you can’t dabsplain to me, i’ve been doing drugs since before you were born”

HORRIFIC AI RENDERING OF ELON MUSK: hello. fellow meme fans. I, elon musk, am so excited to be announce that I am giving away much free crytpo. to all fans. send bank route number to my url THE SMARTEST HOME SCHOOLED AMERICAN IN HISTORY: oh boy oh boy

I'm gonna give Bluesky a try but so far it's still dominated by what I can best describe as "theater kid energy" or "the vibes of an RA trying to organize a dorm activity"

either people specify what they mean when they say “elite” or the term is just meaningless pejorative. both parties are dominated by elites in any conventional sense of what that means! the question is: why are right-wing elites more palatable to voters than liberal ones?