cryopunk.bsky.social
Computer, render today's hellscroll.
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The straightest thing a man can do is admit Jake Gyllenhaal is hot.
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Part of Trump's plan to "clean up Gaza" is only possible because Biden made rubble out of it.
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Liberals need to understand that "looking cool" pales in comparison to having healthcare.
No one wants to dunk on the Democrats. I want to like them. I was a fucking Hilldog bro.
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Iron Man 2 Elon Musk jump scare.
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I'm not even exaggerating when I say this is like 90% of management and executives running corporate America.
It's so unbelievably over.
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White people can owe massive debt, show up to work high, and skip out on child support to their many kids to multiple wives and people still treat them like professionals worth listening to.
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Release the Gunn-Snyder cut
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it me
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Professional losers. You couldn't pay me to lose more than liberals lose every day for free.
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knew it
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It's communism's fault for pointing out fascism too early. You're supposed to wait until fascism has fully saturated government to acknowledge it.
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Basically, Andor fucks hard and you should watch it ASAP.
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more 35 year old liberal moms for me I guess
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I feel like such an asshole for hating Ted Lasso but I persist nonetheless.
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Men after thousands of years of uninterrupted patriarchy:
I am le sad :'(
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I've seen less tribalism among sports fans, it's embarrassing. At least they know when their team is failing because of management/ownership not doing their job.
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No you see the economy has to be bad for 4 years so we can make the economy good
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Jellyfin nation rise tf up
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I'd be doing my best Luigi impression if this happened to me not gonna fucking lie.
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As someone who's lived in just about every region of the country, it is so funny watching Americans trying to separate themselves from each other while eating the same exact food and doing the same shit as someone 1500 miles away.
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1. Racism/sexism enjoyer
2. Thinks Stancil is a leftist
3. Bald
Dude just be a conservative
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Me in high school: gay vampire lol
Me now: damn this gay vampire is a goat?
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America starving to death because the ADHD farmers keep taking 15 minute bathroom breaks is probably how we should go out.
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walking in 2015: damn this Ellie Goulding song is fire
walking in 2025: hell is approaching
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I didn't think it was that bad but B- is deceptive as hell.
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There's a road in Kansas City called State Line Road that turns your legal weed into criminal weed.
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This is why the Democrats will continue to fail if they don't take on working class sentiment.
Hate and anxiety are inevitable during these times, all the GOP did was harness it for their own gain. Democrats have simply failed to give any cathartic messaging for struggling Americans.
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The left has used wealth inequality as a pretty standard measurement of an economy being bad or not.
It's not a coincidence that America's economy is suddenly scandalous during a time when wealth inequality in America is at its worst.
Feel free to make me shut up about it any time.
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Housing makes everything else bad. Nevermind the fact that housing was never supposed to be this expensive in the first place, no one would care about $5 eggs if their mortgage/rent wasn't 30% of their income.
If the Democrats solved the housing crisis once and for all, they'd own the country.
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It's the "f*ck this shit" for me
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Propaganda that says the economy is bad works because it's what the average American is living.
Propaganda that says the economy is good doesn't do anything because no one can buy a house.
Idk what the Democrats should've done, but it wasn't what they did.
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See past the mirage of graphs and nerd numbers. Americans are being told every day that we're wealthier than ever, but we seem to be facing the same material issues we've faced for decades.
It doesn't take a calculator to do the math.
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In a way, you are right...
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*Americans watching the wealthiest man in the world dismantle their government*
communism killed billions though
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Since when have Americans been satisfied with the economy? The 90's maybe?
As long as Americans can't afford housing, the economy will be used against the Democrats. They're just getting better at it every time.
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It's true
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This is why Elon wants to defund Wikipedia btw
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Show this graph to the single mother of 2 working 80 hours/week at Amazon just to stay off the streets.
That's basically what the Kamala campaign was to the working class.
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The liberal brain is absolutely allergic to the concept of outcomes.
Metrics are useless if they're hiding larger issues.
The real story here is that working Americans are now going homeless, but that doesn't agree with the Bidenomics.
Should we only count the unemployed for malnourishment too?
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Maybe not hate, but framing boycotts as some collective failure and not a personal thing dictated by their increasingly inescapable capitalist environment is liberal economy brain.
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Not even gonna act like I boycotted it, but I never understood why liberals love to hate boycotters.
Like we all have to submit to consumerism or you just don't have principles.
You couldn't pay for this level of submission.
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It isn't a coincidence that the Democrats have successfully convinced even liberals to hate on Bernie over the last decade.
Here he is saying everything you agree with once again.
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I get you're not being serious, but liberals are held back by thinking Communism is when comrade gulag sickle hammer. Which is what the fascists want btw.
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American Communism would actually have completely different aesthetics, which makes me more upset that Americans only see Communism through USSR aesthetics.
You've been denied the coolest future ever because aesthetics aren't profitable.
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I am the biggest AI hater, but let them cook.
Smaller platforms leveraging AI to compete with Meta and X is the happy AI ending that was originally promised to us. AI is at its best when it's bridging long-standing power and wealth gaps like this.
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The size of that turkey baster is criminal
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You know why everyone loves the new deal? Because it's the closest thing this country will ever see to wide sweeping socialist reform in the US.
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That wasn't liberalism. Liberalism was allowing Henry Ford's power over the working class to get to such an abusive point that workers had to literally start a labor war against the US.
Liberalism is why Elon and Trump have power, only leftism will stop it again.
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Goodfellas is the purest of this specific type of movie.