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HE IS COMPLETE. Would you let him live in your house and guard your lights, saving you money on your electric bills (won't actually save you money sorry) #herps 🐍

I'm doing thistle mitigation, but needed something to tend, so this is the 2025 garden: starts that fell off the back of a truck, got run over, but lived and irises I found in a bag behind the garage that are, inexplicably, still alive. Planted in a hole the dogs dug in the middle of the lawn.

#Mermay 24 - Mantis Shrimp

I just really love how this photo turned out. New phone charms for the Farmer's Market! #phonecharm #luckystar #origami

we used to be a country. a proper country.

I DID IT, after many hours of testing I have the base exactly the way I want! Super light, durable, waterproof, and flexible. It only weighs 6.3 oz and it's not floppy at all! This will make one heck of a light suit head!! 🎉 They are up in my shop but quantities will stay on the -

Maybe it's called a corpse flower because that's a dead ballerina stuffed in a bucket.

Just scraped ALL off these off my servers :P

Reposting this because I'm proud of it :)

Still available on bisonrimant.fr

Happy #WaterfallWednesday - this lil dude ran up on as we were hiking falls yesterday♡ sooooo cute!! (Click 4 full) #Nature #GetOutside #MiceAreAdorable 🌿

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Be not afwaid.✨💖🪽 Biblically accurate angel sticker with prism effect. Available now in my shop along with tons of handmade clay pins! www.verodoodles.com/shop #stickers #shopsmall #artist #biblicallyaccurateangel #cuteart #artshop

The quiet tragedy of admitting to yourself that if you want to draw your OC a bazillion times and not get carpal tunnel, you're going to need to simplify their design.

Vinegar was really one of the best things humans ever invented:) Context: I am literally knee-deep in the Canada thistle mitigation process.

The Lizard Story.

Someone here may know this: I have a Meme folder with 1238 images in it so far. Is there a way to go "bring me image number 657" for when I play saved meme folder roulette?

Etiquette question: I'm more of a long form writer, something the character limit hers doesn't like. Would it be Gauche of me to screenshot my own Tumblr posts to share here?

repost of my 1 brazillion viral twt post

MOUSEL TOV! Miss Vanilla Bee (named after the drink I dumped out to catch her) has gone to her new forever home!

Found someone's pet mouse at the Denver Botanic Gardens today, I left my number with them in case anyone comes looking for her, but she is also very much free to a good home. I will personally deliver her of you're on the CO front range.

Hey everyone, you probably all know Diane Duane but she's been extremely kind to me and has suffered a terrible loss. ko-fi.com/dianeduane is her Ko-fi to help cover funeral and other expenses, literally anything will help.

Just passed a derelict strip club with a sign that said STILL CLOTHED and y’know, props.

Heard it’s #mermay I give you Meryl — #merylstryfe #trigun #fanart

Hm. So letting Mochi get really high on nip and turning on CatTV so he'd stop harassing me *did* work... Only now he's growling at the TV (very entertained) and Herschel is barking at it in solidarity.

Doing Character Design with the discords, accidentally made my first mood board!