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culveyhouse.bsky.social
It's Culveyhouse, the alien from Zeta Reticuli who studies the effects of coffee and taxes on human beings.
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Hello wonderful friends in the sky with diamonds. 💎 Enjoy the new 299 character limit. And thank you for making BlueSky a surprisingly amazing place nearly free of trolls, hate, and Russian bots. This is essentially the Twitch of microblogging. #everyoneWelcome

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Today in the United States: Eggs are up ⬆️ Air travel is down⬇️ Condoms are up ⬆️ Erections are down⬇️ Measles are up⬆️ Trump's Shitcoin is down ⬇️ Cover-up is up ⬆️ Tesla is down ⬇️

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

And "they" wonder why millions of people left Twitter and moved over to BlueSky. Also, someone might want to tell Kanye that his caps lock button is stuck. #equality #tolerance #peace #stopAntisemitism

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Friday: Please ignore every single piece of garbage content on Facebook, Twitter/X, Instagram, Threads, and YouTube Shorts. Assume everything on those platforms is false misleading poppycock. There is just so much nonsense, it's impossible to find the tiny % of meaningful content.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

The FAA diverted commercial flights after the "Ship 33" portion of SpaceX's Flight 7 exploded, scattering debris over the Gulf of Mexico. Confirmed by reviewing FlightRadar24 data. This is not "entertainment" as Musk suggested, this is a serious safety issue. techcrunch.com/2025/01/16/f...

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Ceasefire between Israel and Hamas achieved, building on Biden's foundational 3-phase proposal from May 2024. Kudos to the Biden administration for their early diplomatic efforts leading to this resolution. Yes, Trump's incoming team helped push it over the finish line, but they worked TOGETHER.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Today's Fact Checks, in response to garbage cleanup on social media: 1. Yes, Trump still remains a convicted felon. 2. Yes, the Gulf of Mexico is still retains its name. 3. No, the government did not engineer the LA wildfires (nor the last two hurricanes) 4. No, Tim Walz didn't do that. #idiots

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Howdy gamers! Let's assemble tonight on my Culveyhouse Twitch channel for a relaxing variety show, shortly at 5pm pac / 8pm East. We'll do a talk show and play #Fallout76, #Hearthstone, #MicrosoftFlightSimulator2024, and do some dumb AI stuff. Here's your link! twitch.tv/culveyhouse

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Meanwhile over there on #Twitter: Full-on irony while using #Grok. You can now click a "Grok" button on many tweets to get more information and fact checks. If you Grok a handful of Elon Musk's tweets, you'll quickly discover that Grok itself debunks most of them as FALSE. What a laughable joke.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

For all who celebrated Christmas, I hope all enjoyed it! And Happy Holidays to all. Make sure to stay warm and take plenty of Vitamin C over the holidays! 💚❤️ (If you're in the Southern Hemisphere, oops I mean stay cool!)

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

Trump’s Panama Canal threats are baseless. The 1977 Torrijos-Carter Treaties gave Panama full control in 1999. The U.S. has no legal grounds to reclaim it, & attempting that would require military action—something the U.S. would never resort to, even if a Commander in Chief orders it. Duh.

submitted 128 days ago • 1 comment

Howdy wastelanders. I've been collecting #Nuka-Cola bottlecap sets, and I now have every "flavor" that Bethesballs has released. What's your favorite! Mine is probably Nuka-Cola #Quantum. (The full list is: Victory, Wild, Grape, Orange, Cherry, Dark, Quantum, Quartz, and just good ol' Nuka-Cola).

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

One thing I've noticed about Bluesky is the surprising lack of trolls and bot accounts on the platform. You'd think that since it's a decentralized network, it would be easy to exploit and even DDOS, but the opposite is true. That's because there's no "central" authority to exploit. Clever, huh.

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

Well hello Earthlings... I finally found blue skies and landed my ship. 😅 Let the fun begin!

submitted 149 days ago • 1 comment