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curryjack.bsky.social
He/They; Elder Millennial; Sometimes a robot bird on the internet.
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Just finished up a Balatro BG shader website with controls that allow you to pick your colors, change the swirl effects and with the ability to share your color combos with friends! This is based on the shader code from the actual game! alizarin.red/balatroshader #webdev #twitch #youtube

@luckybun.bsky.social

Former heroin addict turned HGH guy with worms in his brain who plays around with roadkill and only drinks raw milk: Everyone else is stupid and, frankly, their teeth work too good.

I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

Hey, did you know if you're typing on your phone, you can move your thumb along the space bar to move the cursor back and forth? You're welcome 🐸

This might be the funniest email I ever got, thank you @summer-eternal.bsky.social

My Easter update is out!!!! Here's an in-world preview of the (basic) dialogue system I built for it! It's not perfect, but it gets the job done! Whilst it's a little late, I'd love to see how many of the lil eggs people can collect! Join the Discord if you'd like to see your high score added!

Good morning Happy Earth Day

Happy Easter! Enjoy your eggs 🥚

2025 in summary

Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.

ive been thinking abt this video literally all day today

kobolds love spaghetti

"tits or ass" bro the car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel and the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides and a dark wind blows

planets with real furries

Ecstasy. 📷: @ryepony.bsky.social #cryptid #deer #skull #sun #monster

the discover tab exists to punish you for posting good . like hey nice joke let’s put it up on the fridge in the black lodge

men writing erotica: John was attending Sex University, where all of the students and teachers are horny for sex women writing erotica: John was attending Sex University, where sex is strictly forbidden… yet John yearns for his fellow student Douglas, who is also a secret monster man

Every ten minutes here is like: - Trump doubles student debt - Musk now has keys to your house and is in your bathroom doing plumbing drugs - Three planes just crashed - Trump signs EO making women illegal - Face-melted Nazi from Indiana Jones now in charge of CIA - Meteor not arriving fast enough

Silent Hill 2

Now it just says “person”

Werewolves vs frontal camera

Happy Valentine's day from all the lizards who love you from the bottom of their obturator foramina! (lizard hip bones)🦎🧪💚

Lucy gaslighting Charlie Brown into believing that the football is only ever his on lease, from her, and that he's in default. Even attempting to kick the football is a privilege and she's owed an apology when he squanders that gift by missing. (This is the only way for Lucy to sustain an erection.)

Caught a gnome making snow angels in my kitchen, taste the god particle you rat

If I lose followers over this, why the fuck were you following me lmao Get bent