curryjack.bsky.social
He/They; Elder Millennial; Sometimes a robot bird on the internet.
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holy shit Penn Jillette's sink trap has escaped containment
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What kind of attribution/license is attached to it?
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Sump pump just barely managed to keep things dry here, and the worst of it turned the backyard into a lake up to the edge of the patio. Stay safe.
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Related: bsky.app/profile/maxd...
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Seconding the fuck out of this, the PunkDuck video is absolutely peak and so much more than I expected.
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engaging with my gunbirthing kink in a safe environment
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getting taken to the cynecologist to receive a cybortion (she is my internet daughter and has a gun) (this is therapeutic)
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And the inevitable deep internet lore/memetic cave-in that makes you both Mr. Goatse and Mr. Hands. Google search for Rob Sheridan in 2030 returns a horse tumbling into a yawning lovecraftian butthole filled with broken CRT monitors.
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"hey can we get a frame of amuro shellshocked in the cockpit?"
"Here you go boss. Firmly gripping the glans, just like you asked."
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Long cables or a steam link and wireless M+KB or controller, chill in the living room with it.
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Wudwud?
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Scruffing a feral thwomp and pulling it out of your garbage noises
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Working the register.
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In defense of the short king phenotype and its violent potential: you ever had someone just grab your armpits and twist? There's basically no coming back from that. I can reach the top cabinet shelf without straining but only if a Violent Short hasn't gotten to me first. Easy 5/10.
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These are the computer-controlled bisexuals you get if no one joins your lobby.
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Zottcon
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I've got some highly specific and venomous beef with the way progressives behaved and engaged online leading up to the election but also yeah. Friends of friends who were/are DNC media and message coordinators were beside themselves over how bad they were at not fucking this up.
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Erasing trans kids *is* child sexual exploitation. It's fetishizing the gender identity of children, describing it as an object and then taking it away. It's an inherently sexual power fantasy getting deployed against unconsenting persons. That are also children. Fuck this sucks.
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theonion.com/fbi-uncovers...