cuthbertscoast.bsky.social
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I am sorry. I hope you already know about O Camel Ye Faithful?
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Youtube comments all
'Anyone here because of [obscure TV series]?'
'Anyone listening in 2021?'
'My dad was the drummer on the original version'
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In 2022 Susan posted a blackmail note and tried to retrieve it. It ended with the postbox catching fire. I can't remember the details.
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Quite right. Let's name things what they are called.
"What shall we call the bridge?"
"What bridge?"
"The aquadrome bridge"
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This is the spirit of England, where everyone is friendly and stops for a chat and everyone keeps themselves to themselves and minds their own business. Often both at the same time.
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I think peahen was named first, so the male should be peastag
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It could improve takings on the train. People love to react against mean-spirited authorities. When a politician condemns the RNLI for rescuing migrants in the channel then donations go up.
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To be fair numbers are a neat way of counting things that need to be counted
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Reminds me of Stirling Moss's story of getting stopped for speeding in Mayfair. Guess what the policeman asked him.
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Catherine Tate and co
"They put grapes in a cheese sandwich. In French bread."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCYU...
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Perhaps you are taking the song back from the nazis. When they hear people like you singing it they won't want it any more. Like reclaiming terms of abuse, 'queer' etc
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But even if it's spotted you'll say it was a cat
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Oh, man. The guy who gets anxious because he sees gays wherever he goes. That guy has always been around. I imagine one day he'll find his way, hopefully without causing too much damage on the way.
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I did not know 'familect'! amazing. My brother contributed Oxyboo for hospital. It was never called anything else and I am not sure how I ever learned the more usual word.
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Contrast The Lark Ascending. Beautiful music. But a lark? No, sorry. It's a violin and it sounds like one.
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Cursors, cursors!
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Bob Dylan's limited ability to sound like Bob Dylan was a blight on his reputation. He betrayed Bob Dylan fans just by being Bob Dylan. Luckily, he didn't care.
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Good idea. If your car won't start it's because it's not in the energy-space for starting right now. Probably needs some aura massage or melodic transference. Even past lives therapy.
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On their time scale humans are a recent and probably temporary annoyance. Not worth the bother.
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"oh, a quiet word with you. you really need to work on your manners. make a strong effort, see if you can get them a bit better each day." If only.
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Hands on heads. Fingers on lips. Same idea I suppose.
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That range is still preserved deep inside a glacier in Greenland. Ten percent of the Sahara Desert is made from Vesta curries.
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I like a very solemn birthday. There's too much jollity on birthdays these days.
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Ladies was missed out to make non-Ladies feel extra specially victimised.
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Their inclusive approaches and additional learnings will be of no avail when they face the wrath of the final days, mark my words.
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The adjustable deely bobber was the smartest invention of the last two decades.
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I wish The Independent would stop reprinting The Onion as news
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You have done public service in drawing attention to this immortal sentence:
"A baby shower saw two feuding families become embroiled in a fracas with another mum being punched and a gran claiming Chardonnay dislodged her ‘essential’ feeding tube."
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Exactly. Most of us are zero hits no wonder.
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Surely one should scorn to stoop to mockery of that nature.
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Perhaps he could get a pet lynx
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You need to download the app. Whatever the question, that's the answer.
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Looks like the 'Our Team' website page of a place I used to work.
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I'm old enough for this one, great song but it didn't work the same gay-turning magic as Kelly's www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAtz...
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sorted for gees and whiz
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You swapped it for a Proust figurine last Christmas, remember?
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How beautiful! The becks and burns
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Is it safe to take a bite out of food that is too big to eat all at once? I have tried this and it seemed to work all right.
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Donna Summer is icumen in
Lud sing hot stuff
Glitter ball and dansen all
And clacken the heels now
Sing hot stuff
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I said 'A young boy is stuck down a well near the creek'. Don't you understand 'Boing'?
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The book is about the struggle of the pigs to free the other animals from oppression. The pigs take often difficult decisions for the greater good. The story ends happily with the pigs installed as farm leaders. The value of this summary may go down as well as up and you may lose all faith.
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The hi-sugar version for the UK is called 'oh, mate'
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Himalaya carpet. Hima do it good. Southall, England
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They do sound made-up. They probably were made up. Now I'm trying to think of a word that wasn't made up.
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But bees have always been our friend.
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"They're closing down the textile mill across the railroad track, Foreman says these jobs are going, boys, and they ain't coming back" Trump also appealed to the people who suffered this. Similar audience, different response. Working down as the carwash where all it ever does is rain.
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I do the same with drinks. I have a cider aperitif, then a glass of cider with a cider chaser and then cider for dessert.
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But you still put 2500% tariff on Danish cheese. Not complaining. Just saying.
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You kent say fairer than that