my next grift idea is to become The Natural Mechanic™️. you don't want to put CHEMICALS in your car, do you?? use NATURAL engine lubricants, such as beef tallow, and NATURAL fuels, like bone broth, for wholesome, whole-car healing
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Good idea. If your car won't start it's because it's not in the energy-space for starting right now. Probably needs some aura massage or melodic transference. Even past lives therapy.
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"Your carb is undergoing a crisis of faith, so I called in a spiritual focus guru, and their companion capybara."
And, yes, the capybara are necessary.