cwhat.bsky.social
(He/Him) I sometimes write nsfw scripts. I sometimes write sfw scripts. I mostly think I’m hilarious, because someone has to. 48. Adults only here, please.
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I wonder if I know who this is.
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I’m not ashamed to say that I made myself laugh with that.
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That reminds me that I’ve been thinking on and off about the concept of CNC Music Factory and that there’s definitely a joke in there somewhere.
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Never wanted to be Doctor Manhattan so much in my life.
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Co-ke nail? That one that’s always much longer than the others for various reasons?
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Leaving aside that he’s more of the overpowered NPC the DM introduces who guides them through a specific situation, tells the party about the quest they need to do, and then dips before they get used to having him there to fix everything:
Is it too on the nose to say Oath of Redemption Paladin?
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Building furniture is a euphemism I haven’t heard before. 😂
But seriously, I hope it’s feeling better soon.
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Wait—there’s a Life of Pi puppet show?
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That I will fail everyone I care about.
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Oh no. I assume you did something to piss Elephant Tusk off that caused that tax bill.
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And another day when you look absolutely amazing.
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Ma’am are you in my head?
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This is adorable
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The real question is whether I ever think anything else.
(Spoiler: I do not.)
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I have people working for me who were born after I started this job. They are younger than my career at this company. How did I get so old?
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Men?
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Are we gonna ignore the way that bag was strategically placed for the positioning of the pickle?
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I’m always going to ask. It’s just rude to start without making sure she wants it.
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🫂🫂
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Because yesterday was let us get a Pikachu-esday.
I didn’t just wake up. My jokes are just that bad.
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I’m glad I didn’t have to give up watching this for Lent. (On the other hand, I might be able to watch it for 40 days straight.)
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Or Earth (Mother Earth), because she’s the one they’re fucking?
I honestly have no idea how the four horsemen idea would work, but I’m very intrigued.
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I’d be thrilled if you wanted to take a look and read.
www.reddit.com/u/Whohasathr...
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The bottom line is it’s not any of you (obviously), it’s me. And it’s not really me, it’s that all the capacity I have is dedicated to irl things and dealing with you know *gestures vaguely at the burning dumpster floating along a river of excrement that is the world*.
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That might be a better name anyway. I mean, maybe I’m a D but no ILF, so ESMAM works. I don’t know.
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It’s a lot of fun. You can romance any of your companions if you want (but only one in a playthrough). And then there’s also Manfred who is the greatest character of all.
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They can never comprehend these things.
I tried explaining that if you didn’t own an album, you had to call a radio station, request a song and listen hoping that they’d play it.
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Birds, you’re gorgeous, and this picture is incredible. I love it so much.
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Sounds like she was good luck.
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He probably would.
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Yes and if you see the people playing those two roles, you know why I’d be willing to risk having spears pressed against my neck.
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Right back in and against the shower wall you go.
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This is the most important thing I’ve seen. Possibly ever.
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Little? I could eat for a week, and I have a voracious appetite.
Whether we agree on size or not, it is absolutely gorgeous.