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(He/Him) I sometimes write nsfw scripts. I sometimes write sfw scripts. I mostly think I’m hilarious, because someone has to. 48. Adults only here, please.
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submitted 60 days ago • 2 comments

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Update: Nope. I’m not feeling feral. I’m not feeling particularly clever. I’m not feeling much of anything other than gotta-make-it-through type energy. But it’s cool. We’re fine. We’re all fine here now. How are you?

submitted 75 days ago • 6 comments

Trying to explain to Bowser why he can’t just take over a kingdom.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Looking at that ass like:

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When Sir Mix-a-lot said “But I’m a brother with a gut, so, hello Keana, can you take us out to Pappadeaux’s” I felt that. Honestly, one of the most relatable lines in all of music.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Commissions Now Open - I am cautiously opening up **two** commission slots now that I’m a bit more settled. All the information can be found here: purplestpeli.carrd.co

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

You may (or may not, I don’t know my presence in anyone’s thoughts) have noticed that I am not saying much. I am currently turtling and retreating into my shell, because that’s what I do sometimes. Everything is fine—fine-ish—but also a lot. (Yes, I’m aware this is not a healthy coping mechanism.)

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

I am not ready for this week to start. I need more weekend, but one that actually feels like a weekend.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Me pretty much all the time:

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

When I grab a thing of chex mix and watch tv.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Gourmets in Paris was my favorite song on the clean version of Watch The Throne.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Likely not here much this week. Nothing bad, just very busy at work.

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment