cyberjauvie.me
a digital representation of a (alleged) real person
cyber/infosec enthusiast/target
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He needs money to finish buying Twitter
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did this as an undergrad and accidentally bought one printed by the Cato Institute. really hope they don’t have a pocket Constitution monopoly anymore!
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you just have to serve the President one bad hamburger and he will restore the FDA and nationalize good food restaurants
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I imagine as a non-left software engineer you’d be more concerned about the elimination of “whitelist” and “blacklist”
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thanks
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UCSC used to have a lot for campers. It was shut down last year.
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CrowdStrike, Microsoft, and Google Mandiant aren’t going to stick their necks out for a competitor and risk getting the same treatment from Trump. Employees of these companies aren’t risking their jobs and clearances either.
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Thiel is seeding a bank run. Silicon Valley Bank was a test.
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Trump has to have his own Adrian Dittman account somewhere and we have to find it
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this one’s free @bencollins.bsky.social
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“We have regulations to ensure that every american is getting as much thoroughbred stallion as they paid for. Not pony, mare, or, god forbid, donkey,” said FDA Commissioner Marty Makary at a conference earlier today.
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all of’em
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Twitter data, Tesla GPUs, and SpaceX employees
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“The Riverside Boys” sounds like a @citiesbydiana.bsky.social bit
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don’t even remember the inciting event for this one but it will be ripe for a while
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hey kids, want to make money for fortnite skins and vapes? come work overnight at Tyson as a “kid butcher.”
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what the fuck are you talking about
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she’s wearing a young men’s dashiki pantsuit and it’s MLK day
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they’re not supposed to reach me here
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we’re rapidly descending into the depiction of the U.S. in “Children of Men “
big ol’ quarantine colony
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Old Cold War joke. Two spies meet for a drink. CIA spy compliments Soviet propoganda. KGB spy replies, “No, U.S. propoganda is best!”
CIA spy is furious and confused.
“What U.S. propoganda?”
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you’ve made your choice
godspeed
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becoming a moonshine mechanic that specializes in jamming electric car parts into stock Camrys so they can silently hit 100mph in 3 seconds
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How about doing the same for that Moss Landing lithium fire?
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forgive me for enjoying Band of Brothers the way I did, lord
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super cooling tech is going to jump a generation because someone is trying to get a SNES at 0 Kelvin to speed run Super Mario Bros 3
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They complain more about calls than emails, but hit’em on all fronts!
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Trump has never seen a map that accurately depicts the size of land masses. That’s why his melting brain is so obsessed with Greenland.
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yeah but food being packaged in the sawdust and metal shavings factory can reduce capex by 1.5%
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I’m about open every bottle of pepsi, box of quaker oats, and tub of folgers in every grocery store within 5 miles
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can’t wait until COVID/Bird flu season intersect with wildfire/smog season for that classic “all air is poison” vibe
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Musk firing half of Twitter and stiffing everyone was the first blow in depressing wages across tech. More companies followed suit with 6-7% reduction of their workforces, typically senior workers.
You now have a market flooded with skilled labor taking lower wages just to be employed.
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My car was totaled in the bay area and it was the only non-Tesla at the body shop. I asked about all the Teslas that didn’t seem to have damage.
A worker told me, “Owners are coming in asking us to de-badge them.”
This was two weeks ago.
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Tesla’s CFO quit before the cybertruck launch. Maybe he knew about this issue?
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tips please
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I’m 401killing myself