cynde.bsky.social
Sci-fi freak | sports-free | #AuDHD | Federal #420 š±| Artist: currently doing one offs | retired elearning architect (IT) | she/her | No AZ |beat cancer 2x
Shitposting through the apocalypse
DEFY DISOBEY DISRUPT
Donāt feed the fascists.
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Krasnov realizes with a jolt that the stand in is hotter than Melania. Like, a 10 4 each boob.
He wonders if she likes Christmas.
Krasnov has had 14 diet cokes since Putin left him on read for that fuckface Un.
Krasnov sees floaters and thinks, I can look directly into the sun, Iām fucking Krasnov
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Krasnov wonders if the classified documents in his ex wifeās coffin will get wet cuz this is a really yuge storm 4 Jersey
Krasnov leans so far forward during the rally ritual 4 rain he falls into Lindsey Graham
Krasnov remembers all those crazy nights on the island, and quietly mutters ārosebudā
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Krasnov signs an EO for a floating throne that dispenses Diet Coke through the 4th sword on the left and if you jiggle it 3 times it drops a dollop of glitter on your Secretary of State
Krasnov orders stationary that says weāll always have Butler, as he tries to remember that firefightersā name
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Me too!
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Sorry George but Iām committed to the bit.
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I took out 3 reps while jogging this morning
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Itās the opposite actually. Comedy becomes even more important during oppressive eras. It just gets dark. Itās hard to allow everyone to deal with this crisis in their own way, but thatās what happens regardless
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āShut up, Bono, and take off those ridiculous shades. Thereās more light coming out of my eyes than all the tanning beds in Vegasā ~ Bowie
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*not all guys
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So much easier to just change the way we spend and stop supporting predatory corporations and let them starve
We wonāt have them if the grid goes down. Practice early
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LOL
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We are the leaders and we are in charge. We need to change our mindset.
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I been tryin to start a revolution, please join me š
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Yes, but so many of us are here together, at 3 am š
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Inspired by @tuskjenkins.bsky.social
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Krasnov reminisces about masturbating to the doge coin dog before that pissant from Africa converted it to a federal agency using keywords and an old Kong toy.
Krasnov wants to be buried in that golden throne toilet while having a Khaleesi impersonator pour fake silver on his head. Ahhhhhh
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#Severance
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Krasnov appoints Brak to the Council of Doom while driving down highway 41 in a big old pick up truck. No wait, Kash Patel to the FBI while using more energy to run AI for naked pics of Hope Hicks than Puerto Ricans can generate in 4 generations.
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Donāt talk down to me.
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Itās up to us to fix it
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But heāll never have his moves
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Krasnov appoints Brak to the Council of Doom while driving down highway 41 in a big old pick up truck. No wait, Kash Patel to the FBI while using more energy to run AI for naked pics of Hope Hicks than Puerto Ricans can generate in 4 generations.
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At a global corporate publishing company, digital division. Iām stealth.
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I actually learned about it while in the position of creating elearning courses for high school students and I dropped it in there and then told everyone in the office about it bc we were all š¤Æ
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I tried. I tried.
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Krasnov forgot he was feuding with Hillary and texted her to reminisce about going to her daughterās wedding before all this brouhaha started
Krasnov feels so much better now that women have been removed from the planet. Finally, he can get attention from Jagger.
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Krasnov gets a diamond chip embedded in the scar on his ear from when he was dreaming and thought Raquel Welch was licking his ear but it was an opossum that came in through the transom window.
Krasnov copied the diamond chip idea from mick but secretly knows he canāt pull it off
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Krasnov saw a note written to Jagger on the door of Maxās Kansas City that year the Stones played Brown Sugar on a flat bed truck in the rain, and gave it to a homeless man to translate it for him.
Sorry now Iām reminiscing about my NY time in the 70s.
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Now for some caffeineā¦
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Krasnov secretly thinks the new press secretary is trans but trans makes his lower regions tingle so he says keep ur mouth shut, Krasnov
Krasnov likes to make anagrams out of DEI
Krasnov knows he has been rejected by every Black woman in the tri state area. Looks forward to a federal abobo ban