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Sci-fi freak | sports-free | #AuDHD | Federal #420 🌱| Artist: currently doing one offs | retired elearning architect (IT) | she/her | No AZ |beat cancer 2x Shitposting through the apocalypse DEFY DISOBEY DISRUPT Don’t feed the fascists.
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DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

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White guy DEI is the electoral college

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And Aaron Parnas is Lev’s son

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Tell everyone you know!

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There’s no baseline, or goals mentioned, or alignment with supervisor wishes, so this is a great opportunity for just flat out bullshit. 1. Cured cancer 2. Started 3 day cares …

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Do you have space for your parents?

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Forcing COVID exposure to kill us off faster

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Everyone should know that Social Security is massively efficient. It's the most efficient program we have. Its overhead is only 0.5%. Cutting Social Security staff will do nothing to improve that and only result in problems with people getting the payments they are legally owed.

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Krasnov signs an EO to shoot the third episode in the first season of The Last of Us into the sun. Gay gay gay. If they’re so gay all the time why are they never happy.

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Krasnov asks if the Chiefs can just come hang. Let Harrison Butler sit on my knee and talk about bespoke handbags and what a bitch women are

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The Year of the Onion’s Ministry of Time

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You can call me Mr Pibbs

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Krasnov signs an EO renaming Golfo De La Naranja Hijo De La Puta Madre Straits of Florido, to simply, Pendejo

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Krasnov asks when they’ll tell Pocahontas that he killed CBGB. Jagger’s gonna love that. My god does she ever stop talking. Taxes taxes taxes, she needs a good powwow, I’ll tell you what.

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Krasnov bans all potatoes from the Trump Presidency and Kissimmee Mermaid Show in case they get mashed by accident. Let them eat eggs. The fans are obsessed with eggs for some reason.

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CANADA HAS EGG 🥚 ALL HAIL EGG 🥚

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I don't believe in Hell, but if I did I would die happy knowing there was a special seating section for anyone currently railing against "the sin of empathy," and every one of those seats is made with hot rusty barbs

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Krasnov muses about female governors, especially that Big Gretch one, and repeats Michigander 3 times under his breath Krasnov likes the way the light hits the booger desk in the early afternoon, enhancing the natural red glow of his Heinz 57

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