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if i text you this just know you’re cooked

submitted 22 days ago • 131 comments

The cruelest joke society ever played on millennials was defining a disorder in our childhood where the root problems and most effective solutions are the same thing: taking care of yourself and getting your shit done.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Lemme get a Go Birds 🦅 🦅

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

Crazy idea here: what if we tied the maximum age limit for Congress to the average life expectancy? Current life expectancy in the US is 77.43y. If we say nobody should be within 90% of that age, that gives us 69.7-> 70y max age. And it would sure af give them incentive to improve healthcare.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Ew, blocked

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Saw a guy driving through West Philly in a Jeep Gladiator, plastered with Cowboys logos and the phrase “Don’t Hate”. And he blew through a stop sign. Disrespectfully, sir, I will ignore those instructions for multiple reasons.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

This is... actually a fairly reasonable takeaway from this year.

submitted 83 days ago • 857 comments

Holy shit guys I did it

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

Been so stressed lately that I’m actually listening to and enjoying country music.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Branches of my family can trace back to the Plymouth colony (but not the Mayflower, they let someone else do the setting up). This branch also got way too drunk and rowdy and was eventually exiled to Rhode Island.

submitted 108 days ago • 1 comment

Commies go home Go birds 🦅

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Agreed, nothing wrong with having a reason to play harder in November. But do they really have to make the courts a solid color? It’s really my only gripe about the whole thing. The solid color courts make it hard to watch on tv.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Sending up the bluesky elders Alf Signal because new people are defending a billionaire.

submitted 111 days ago • 19 comments

GO BIRDS 🦅 🦅 🦅

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

There’s probably a lot of pets of dems that think today is a holiday with all the extra love they’re getting

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

One of the things that would make a Trump win extra unsettling is I don't know what Harris could have done differently to win the election and I don't know what Trump could have done differently to lose it

submitted 118 days ago • 61 comments

IMPORTANT NEWS, EVERYONE My car has hit a very special milestone today. (Yes, I pulled over to take the photo. Yes, I drove around the block to get the last mile.)

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

SEAGULL BRAIN ☠️

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

If I had a billion dollars, I’d dig a hole to China like I tried in my youth. Yes it’s an unhinged, infeasible pet project, but it’ll keep me busy and I’d leave democracy alone. And I’d have a really cool hole.

submitted 125 days ago • 1 comment

FYI, if you add me and have anything in your profile that indicates you’re trying to take my money (crypto, OF, GoFundMe, cashapp), you will be blocked. I don’t take kindly to scammers.

submitted 125 days ago • 1 comment

This was a particularly brutal line for the AP to throw down

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Yo that fan better gtfo of Chavez Ravine quick

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck yeah, Inquirer. This city got the juice.

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

These are the same people that thought “right, there’s a novel respiratory disease going around that all the world’s best scientists are working to cure, but I’m confident they haven’t tried healing crystals, horse meds and prayer!”

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

Saquon livin every worker’s dream- going back to your previous employer and showing them why they should’ve paid you more to keep you around

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

A few highlights from our recent visit to California

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

Can we get 500 of you as soon as possible to share this new ad Kamala Harris just released

submitted 145 days ago • 79 comments

today is the only day you can repost this..

submitted 151 days ago • 24 comments

Not a fan of the concept itself, but the pitch clock in MLB made a big difference in watchability. I’ve never watched more baseball on TV than this season.

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

What a beautiful day to wake up and find out your car’s been broken into

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments