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So, today I discovered I've been gaslighting myself about my age since my last birthday. I was convinced I am 38 years old, and my GP literally had to flip his laptop around at my appointment today and point to the screen where it said "37 years old" right next to my DOB before I believed him. 🤦‍♀️

Oh so this was the red wave y’all were talking about

BREAKING: Federal judge rules that Trump's firing of Hampton Dellinger, the head of a key federal whistleblower agency, was illegal. The judge has ordered the Trump administration to recognize Dellinger as the head of the Office of Special Counsel.

Free idea for any food scientists or entrepreneurs: I would buy a bougie version of water flavor drops. Give me like, elderflower, ginger, lavender. With or without sweetener.

Elon Musk and his 19-year-olds have now disrupted the approval of medical devices that save lives. Every member of Congress bears a responsibility to stop this right now.

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@katebeaton.bsky.social just emailed my hometown bookstore and asked them to order Shark Girl! I am going to set up a surprise pick-up for my 5yo gremlin girl niece. I think Shark Girl will really resonate with her!

Dear business owners that voted for Trump, You could have had $50K in capital and a robust SBA. Instead, DOGE is cancelling all your government contracts and putting you out of business so he can have the contracts for himself.

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

Alright Stop & Shop, I see you #simpsons #newbillboardday #valentinesday

T, we lifted the Teslas like you wanted. We didn't have to come in hot or nothin', they just gave 'em to us for free, like we were doin' them a favor.

Ketchup On Walls Alert: HIGH

A few years back I attended a hearing about redistricting and reapportionment where she was on the committee, and at one point she mixed up mean and median trying to make what she thought was a real "gotcha" of a point. Jessica de la Cruz is a dumbass.

Weirdest thing about learning French so fare is that "raclette" which sounds fancy comes from "racle" meaning "to scrape." Like "anyone want cheesy scrapes" ? "Sir, permit me to scrape you some scrapey-cheese."

Let me emphasize: Elon Musk has not been confirmed by Congress. His “department” was never actually enacted. No one other than Trump has given him any authority. Democrats and any Republicans with a spine need to step in and stop this madness. Call your rep now (202) 224-3121

Luigi is my favorite Mario bros character. Some people might balk at that and wring their hands, but Luigi is a hero. More people should be like Luigi. The Mario Bros character.