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danaz.bsky.social
Adventurous insomniac, pet owner, married with 2 adult-ish kids. She/her Back in college at age 49... you're never too old to learn!
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🤫Unpopular opinion: OUI is the best yogurt. I will die on this hill.

I called to schedule my annual mammogram: Nurse: do you have any tenderness? Me: yes, but just because I switched bras. N: you'll need to call your doctor to refer you for a diagnostic mammogram. Me: ? N: I can't schedule your mammogram now. Me: seriously? N: yes. Me: Can I have a do-over?

To avoid being depressed over the state of the country, I'm throwing myself into my #Anthropology studies. I am doing my archaeology term paper on "deviant" burials. It's absolutely fascinating.

Another knee bent. Shameful.

She found the heating pad, so I turned it back on low and covered her up. We're in the throes of mildly chilly, so I'll help the old girl out. #CatsofBluesky

Another from our #Iceland trip in 2023. This was taken at Gljufrafoss. We went at dusk, which turned to night while we were inside the gorge. You had to wall through a slot canyon which was the waterfall's outlet, so we got very wet. Pretty miserable walking the ½mile back to the car, but WORTH IT.

No. The saddest day (BY FAR) is THURSday. It's always THURS, never YURS. The happiest day is MONday because it's MON, not YOURN. It helps to have a rural central Missouri accent in your head when reading this.

🎆Happy🎇New🌠Year🌟❗️ Nobie has been drugged in anticipation of the upcoming fireworks. However, this isn't abnormal positioning for her. Stay safe! #NewYearsEve #DogsOfBluesky

Nobie is scared of the new spikey ball that was in her 🎄 Christmas 🎄 stocking. I tossed it on the couch, and she followed it. She won't even try to put her mouth on it anymore. #DogsOfBluesky

I am LOVING all the starter packs. Keep them coming!

This is our holiday door guard. We got him a few years ago from Costco, and he never gets put away. I've always wanted to live in a building with a doorman... #HappyHolidays

Merry Christmas to those who celebrate! We open our presents on Christmas Eve (thank you, German heritage), so I slept in. Now, I get a quiet morning with my coffee and pups. #DogsOfBluesky

Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan theonion.com/cat-clinging...

We took a walk. Nobie is now trying SO HARD to stay awake. #DogsOfBluesky

It also makes it harder for them to ban books.

Finally watched "Betelgeuse Betelgeuse" last night. Loved what they did with the Charles character, including the claymation... It was cute, but only about half as good as the original.

The guy who navigated us to our current position is surprised we ended up here... McConnell is such a horrible human being.

"For of all sad words of tongue or pen..." We'll keep HOPE alive for the next 4 years. #Democracy

"If some of this looks to you like crossing the line from journalism into activism, you’re right. We cannot be neutral about this, by definition. A free press that doesn’t agitate for democracy is an oxymoron." - @glichfield.bsky.social www.niemanlab.org/2024/12/the-...

MY FIRST SEMESTER IS DONE! Last final is turned in. I am so excited for next semester because I get to take Forensic Anthropology (satisfied the prereq this semester), but I am looking forward to getting some home improvement projs done & reading a book I bought last summer.

WHAT THE FVCK?!

So, I'm home today. There are workers doing the last bit of outside work on our house after #HurricaneHelene. They are loudly arguing. I moved against the window to eavesdrop. I am stuck at home studying for the rest of my finals and took a break. Apparently this is about pay...

❗️ #FINALS ❗️ This is my setup for one of my final exams. It's an essay comparing witchcraft in different societies. Oof... one more week of school.

The "Bad Medical Takes" account is so perfect... A BILLION calories. ❗️B❗️illion. 🤣🤣🤣

WOWZA!! Federal judges uphold law that could ban TikTok, say platform could be unavailable in U.S. www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...

Wow. Amazing, Romania! Don't let Putin drag another country down.

It's 📚 finals 📖 week from tomorrow through next Thursday. My first finals week in 26 years.

What the holy hell, Business Insider... This reads like propaganda to convince #childfree women/couples they owe grandchildren to their parents. So much ICK... www.businessinsider.com/childfree-de...