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Creative and cute. Not my words, Carol. The words of an Etsy marketing email. Design, Illustration, Gardens, Furniture, not AI. Ever. English in New England. Low T Man, High Tea Man. Let's get tonight's horror show on the road...
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Oi oi! The Green are in the NYT... www.nytimes.com/2025/06/24/c...

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If you’re zip-tying grandmas protesting losing health care maybe you’re not the good guys in the story?

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America 2025: What if EVERYTHING was bad apples?

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How fast is the Internet? Oh, wow. THAT fast, huh?

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When you take the photo from a high angle so that you can capture the totally full head of hair. Combover? I don’t know what you’re talking about.

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“Draw me like one of your French grills…” “What?” “What?” “You said ‘grills’..” “Yeah?” “It’s ‘girls’…” “I think YOU are remembering The Poseidon Adventure all wrong” “Mate, it’s from…” “Shut up and get drawing, fatty”

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

I'm getting much more work done today, because it's only 33 degrees. *Thumbs up to camera, sweat drips into eye*

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Grinding my teeth through Baroness Karrrren Brrrady's letter to the fans, talking about how wonderful the ownership is in having set up the fan advisory board which in turn had to tell the club to STOP FUCKING CHARGING SO MUCH FOR TICKETS AND GOUGING THE FANS. And they listened. Bless their hearts.

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When you want to offer somebody some 'religiou encourage', OR do a double entendre. Both options are available. You just need to have a long hard think about which...

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‘to live’? Close enough.

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Watching extras from the season 7 boxset. Just finished up the Nicholas Courtney one. What a lovely thing it was. I’ll just scoop myself back up into one piece and head to bed.

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Went downtown. An experience, as usual. The heat. Food was amazing. And the entire park turned into a homeless city. One day America might do something to help the not-1%. It won't be soon. Just keep letting that problem grow then, eh? Criminalise it some more. But no solution.

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Really enjoying all thirty four of the degrees today. My sweat is sweating. I should probably work inside, but that would be to surrender to the woke mind virus! Onwards! To heatstroke!

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Email from pre-press department telling me they can't use a PDF I sent them because one side of the flier is low-resolution. Uh-huh. How exactly would I write a single document PDF to be hi-res on one side but lo-res on the other?

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Of flight? To mesmerise? To do 300 miles on a single charge?

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Is there a single ICE officer who doesn't look like someone who'd come round to give you a quote on a plumbing job, and you say "I'll be in touch" but instead block their number on because you never want that person in your home again? Dawdling apes, pulling up their jeans every 2 seconds.

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Mother's flights are booked... *crash zoom onto my terrified face* And here's a thing I haven't told you. Barely 4 weeks later I have my septuagenarian Uncle and Aunt visiting too! *froth at corners of mouth, crazed eyes, nervous twitch*

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Paying attention is for losers. Let a machine mangle everything for you! 'Geoff said that they're woropking on releasing octopusSes into space space in Q3, while DNh2777hfjkthony said that his depunkmort are going to be upsclalinging fish panda chumzshop boobs for ghwuyt%%%%.' See? Easy isn't it.

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I'm an uncle! Saw the parents flying off with bits of shell earlier, so figured this little chap must have arrived.

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Here come those high high oil prices that are the only thing just over half of the US population care about.

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Things one might get watching Pan’s People…

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Are we having fun yet? No. No we are not.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

"No, you're not having a Michael Myers. We have a Michael Myers at home..."

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"Did you get the inflatable pig costume I asked for?" "Yep" "The one with the small tits?" "Yep" "Good, because it's important" "Why?" "I'm not prepared to talk about it..." "You brought it up" "Shut up, Karen. I want a divorce. You've never supported my inflatable pig with small tits kink"

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"Darling, whatever is the matter? You've been listless all day and you haven't even turned on your Faijily Tales LED Acrylic Board..."

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The postman won’t be delivering the things I ordered that I desperately need today, because of severe weather in the 500 yards between here and the post office. Oh yes, those slightly overcast skies. Wouldn’t want to get trapped in THAT shit.

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