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Creative and cute. Not my words, Carol. The words of an Etsy marketing email. Design, Illustration, Gardens, Furniture, not AI. Ever. English in New England. Low T Man, High Tea Man. Let's get tonight's horror show on the road...
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This piece of utter trash is running for a seat on the town selectboard. We really are living in an unending era of dumb sacks of entitled meat. This whole piece has remained lodged in my head. www.sevendaysvt.com/news/backsto...

Drop an 11/10 performance

Fuck off. I LIKE looking through dusty tattered type catalogues that will absolutely NOT contain the font I’m looking for, but the process is still worth it.

Oh, great. ITV have got today's cup game...

I enjoy these Insta phishing / scamming attempts, seeing as my IG account is mainly pics of hostas, dressers, and Mr Loons.

Made a nice big sale of prints. Eating into my own profits by having to order inks that I ordered in advance, but now can't find. Just in case you wondered how my brain was doing lately. I also put a spare light bulb away. In the fridge. Only 2 weeks until my memory test. Unless I forget.

This is following the US example of: "Yes, they may have murdered one or two people, but it was never proven on some technicality. And yes, there's a history of domestic abuse and racism, but they've served their sentence of a couple of years without a high profile media job..."

Trying to decide what plants to have sent to mother for her birthday...for her to plant in the wrong spot, move five times, and ultimately kill. "I need plants for the shade.." "Happy birthday! Here are shade plants!" "Those will look so nice in full sun and..." "Mum..."

🎶 If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says fifteen miles to the… 🎵

OoooOOoOoOOOOOoooohh. Is this a film that deserves a 4K release? Probably not. Am I stupidly excited? Yes. I have a massive soft spot for Venom. Sterling Haydon, Klaus Kinski, Oliver Reed and Nicol Williamson all battling to give the biggest / oddest performance.

I jest, of course. I was ALREADY furious today, as I'm trying to sort out mother's home insurance which has been dumped by MoreThan and picked up by Admiral...and despite Admiral sending out details about it, they just keep shrugging, sniffing and mumbling "no policy here, mate"

Stupidly looked at the news in the morning, rather than the evening. Ensuring I have even less focus on work, more rage, and a greater desire to learn how to *turns on encoding device so the CIA can't read this bit*

While looking for something else, found a pic of Mr Loons shortly after adoption. SEE! He's always been a chonk. And very resistant to de-chonkifying. Still boils my piss that his family gave him up because they got a puppy, and he was terrified of it. He was NINE. "We'll keep the puppy"

Damnnit. I knew I should have posted this one that features all my loves: beautiful fashion, beautiful architecture and beautiful automobiles. RAF Lyneham at its most inspiring. Our clapped out car. And my mum wearing something that looks ad-libbed.

Post you from a different era… Past me on the phone to future me asking where my stupid British Leyland car has broken down THIS time...

Are you crazy? Making a fireplace out of wood is a nuts idea….

The local furniture destroyer has woken up from their winter slumber and vomited a load of grey painted furniture onto marketplace. One piece was sold before I could enquire, and she’d got her hands on it, fucked it, disposed of the valuable handles and relisted it within 48 hours. Yay.

New Who trailer looks good. Though, I’d like a breather from ‘promising to keep the companion safe’. I kinda miss the old ‘kidnap them, put them through hell, have them marry someone they have zero chemistry with’ old way of doing things.

*Coquettish laughter in front of the television*

New rule: sure, have your stuttery penalty run up, but on the first stutter the keeper can barrel off his line towards you…