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Creative and cute. Not my words, Carol. The words of an Etsy marketing email. Design, Illustration, Gardens, Furniture, not AI. Ever. English in New England. Low T Man, High Tea Man. Let's get tonight's horror show on the road...

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FB which definitely isn't spying on me, just suggested this group.

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God grant me the confidence of men who look like scrotums with the innards removed. side eyes Cuomo, RFK etc

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"And we only take 60%, fix the pricing ourselves despite what the seller wants for it, amend the descriptions so we don't disclose flaws and farm out delivery to whoever does it cheapest and not necessarily the best or even on time..."

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Nearly a million. For THAT.

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John Williams cue for a massive fucking shark bearing down on some flappy legs in the water gravelly voiceover “Just When You Thought it Was Safe Not To See Stupid Windows”

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On the menu for today: Finishing up one last shelf for the modular wall unit. Trying to dismantle dining chairs which seem to have been gummed together with melted Babybel wrappers. Wall unit is not as blotchy as pics make it appear. It’s bit blotchy due to a prior encounter with Restor-a-finish.

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The dumbest house in the street has got people in to spray for mosquitoes. Which of course kills bees, butterflies, moths, hover flies, etc et fucking cetera. After that spell of horrendous heat, there are barely any mosquitoes about now, but let’s kill all insect life to be safe.

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FedEx going full USPS and taking 6 days not-to-deliver something that was only coming from 6 hours away.

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Oi oi! The Green are in the NYT... www.nytimes.com/2025/06/24/c...

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If you’re zip-tying grandmas protesting losing health care maybe you’re not the good guys in the story?

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America 2025: What if EVERYTHING was bad apples?

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How fast is the Internet? Oh, wow. THAT fast, huh?

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When you take the photo from a high angle so that you can capture the totally full head of hair. Combover? I don’t know what you’re talking about.

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“Draw me like one of your French grills…” “What?” “What?” “You said ‘grills’..” “Yeah?” “It’s ‘girls’…” “I think YOU are remembering The Poseidon Adventure all wrong” “Mate, it’s from…” “Shut up and get drawing, fatty”

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I'm getting much more work done today, because it's only 33 degrees. Thumbs up to camera, sweat drips into eye

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Grinding my teeth through Baroness Karrrren Brrrady's letter to the fans, talking about how wonderful the ownership is in having set up the fan advisory board which in turn had to tell the club to STOP FUCKING CHARGING SO MUCH FOR TICKETS AND GOUGING THE FANS. And they listened. Bless their hearts.

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When you want to offer somebody some 'religiou encourage', OR do a double entendre. Both options are available. You just need to have a long hard think about which...

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‘to live’? Close enough.

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Watching extras from the season 7 boxset. Just finished up the Nicholas Courtney one. What a lovely thing it was. I’ll just scoop myself back up into one piece and head to bed.

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Went downtown. An experience, as usual. The heat. Food was amazing. And the entire park turned into a homeless city. One day America might do something to help the not-1%. It won't be soon. Just keep letting that problem grow then, eh? Criminalise it some more. But no solution.

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Really enjoying all thirty four of the degrees today. My sweat is sweating. I should probably work inside, but that would be to surrender to the woke mind virus! Onwards! To heatstroke!

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Email from pre-press department telling me they can't use a PDF I sent them because one side of the flier is low-resolution. Uh-huh. How exactly would I write a single document PDF to be hi-res on one side but lo-res on the other?

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Of flight? To mesmerise? To do 300 miles on a single charge?

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Is there a single ICE officer who doesn't look like someone who'd come round to give you a quote on a plumbing job, and you say "I'll be in touch" but instead block their number on because you never want that person in your home again? Dawdling apes, pulling up their jeans every 2 seconds.

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Mother's flights are booked... crash zoom onto my terrified face And here's a thing I haven't told you. Barely 4 weeks later I have my septuagenarian Uncle and Aunt visiting too! froth at corners of mouth, crazed eyes, nervous twitch

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Paying attention is for losers. Let a machine mangle everything for you! 'Geoff said that they're woropking on releasing octopusSes into space space in Q3, while DNh2777hfjkthony said that his depunkmort are going to be upsclalinging fish panda chumzshop boobs for ghwuyt%%%%.' See? Easy isn't it.

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I'm an uncle! Saw the parents flying off with bits of shell earlier, so figured this little chap must have arrived.

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Here come those high high oil prices that are the only thing just over half of the US population care about.

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Things one might get watching Pan’s People…

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