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Creative and cute. Not my words, Carol. The words of an Etsy marketing email.
Design, Illustration, Gardens, Furniture, not AI. Ever. English in New England. Low T Man, High Tea Man.
Let's get tonight's horror show on the road...
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A View to A Henman Hill
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I do like to give the local inhabitants a bit of the ‘Ol razzle dazzle. A bit of shock and awe.
“I can’t believe he’s SO stupid AND stubborn! Where did you say he was from?”
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Ohhh, in that case.
I'm pretty good at starting and not stopping and letting the regret / physical pain wait until later.
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Good grief, no. They sound legitimately terrifying.
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One of those enormous bags of their rippled kettle chips. Where the first bite is like heaven. The second less so. And by the third your mouth feels like you've been eating razor blades.
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I’ve seen far nicer sheds, too.
These are shitty sheds. For a shitty shed bastard…
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I'm sorry. I'm a spreader of unsightly terrors. And no one has the cure.
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I’m not revealing ALL of my secrets…
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Anyway, to bring this boring thread to a tedious end, I reckon all in, given I had to make stands, buy all new hardware - and obviously materials - it comes in at around $600 which is around $1900 cheaper than I could buy one online that would STILL need work.
Huzzah for auctions.
*Lovejoy wink*
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And that’s how the wall units started out life. Matte chocolate brown and blotchy as fuck thanks to someone going to ALL the effort of sanding everything down, but THEN applying Restor-a-finish. Which is a collection of shit ingredients that utterly fucks everything it touches.
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A story as old as time…
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As far as I know. Which is fitting given where the club’s money comes from.,,,
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Dontworuyy ebeurythung iss funrrefine
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*Gets a sock. Gets elastic band*
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Fingers crossed it's ruddy horrible while you're away. Not for you. For them.
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He’s not speaking to me. He got a bath last night and it was very traumatic for all involved…
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Your heatwave come to a clattering halt, then?