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An all-female astronaut crew seems suspiciously DEI. But I guess fame makes it okay? I like how the article references Lauren Sanchez as "a journalist". Sure that's how she got on the crew. www.npr.org/2025/02/27/n...

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A remake of Star Wars: A New Hope with members of Fleetwood Mac digitally inserted as the main characters.

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I read that Ninjas train by planting a corn seed and jumping over the plant every day while it's growing taller and taller. And if they fail to jump over their corn stalk, they must start over with a new seed.

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Ramadan is observed from the evening of Fri, Feb 28, 2025 – Sat, Mar 29, 2025. Please be respectful of others who may be fasting during the day.

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Did Trump end up pardoning Antifa? www.reuters.com/article/worl...

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The Trump Administration plans to announce it will be deporting Big Foot. The hold up on the announcement is that they are unsure of the wording of the press release: Deporting all "Big Foots?" or "Big Feet?"

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I have a new game I call Dungeness & Dragoons which is about crabs fighting cavilary soldiers.

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Sometimes I break into coffeeshops at night and write names on the cups so that in the morning they are calling out drinks for imaginary people. If you are in a coffee shop and they call out names and no one responds, that means I was there.

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Remarkably little information provided: Canine officer Monster, went missing late Monday night while on a bathroom break. Monster was found in a pond on Tuesday around 11:00 a.m. The police department says they will look to replace K9 Officer Monster in the future. www.kwwl.com/news/missing...

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At a cheerleader competition, who cheers for the competors?

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41% increase in egg prices? Not from pre-Trump prices but from today's? Perhaps the Boston Tea Party but with eggs? apnews.com/article/reco...

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I have an air fryer because everything tastes better when fried, even air.

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Next the NFL will ban Salt n' Peppa's "Push It". m.youtube.com/watch?v=vCad...

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Recently the odds of a small asteroid hitting earth was estimated at 3.2 percent chance of an impact in eight years. However in the days since then, the odds have fallen dramatically. In the latest estimate from NASA, there is now just a 0.0039 percent chance. Trump should take credit.

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The prosecutorial misconduct even upset the state's attorney general. Yet the court system would not let the conviction be overturned and fought all the way to the US Supreme Court. Evidence showed that prosecutors knew the only witness lied on the witness stand. apnews.com/article/supr...

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Lear Asset Management is the Four Seasons Total Landscaping of private security.

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This post discusses self harm. I posted a news story about a person who allegedly shot himself on an X live stream. Sorry I didn't make the appropriate disclosure. Help is available Speak with someone today 988 Suicide and Crisis Lifeline Languages: English, Spanish Hours: Available 24 hours.

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At the coffee shop they wouldn't give me the coffee that had just finished brewing. They said it needed to sit a minute after being brewed. Looked this up and it's apparently orthodoxy. I suspect however this is an updated version of the marshmallow test for executive function.

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A crypto trader known as MistaFuccYou shot himself live on X (formerly Twitter) after losing his last $500 in a meme coin rug pull. MistaFuccYou loaded a revolver on stream and said: “If I die, make me a meme coin.” www.cryptopolitan.com/crypto-trade...

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New plan: Get an anteater as a pet AND get a job as an ant removal technician.

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If you provide business advice to the leader of Brunei you are called a Consulant.

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Utah Jazz should trade their team name with the Los Angeles Lakers. At least there is a significant lake in Utah and some African heritage music in LA. Both franchises retained their original names which made some sense when they played in New Orleans and Minneapolis.

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Getting people to voluntarily put something in their mouths called "cough drops" should have been harder.

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The droids' serial numbers are too short. BB8? That's only three characters. Or maybe there were significantly fewer droids back then.

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No longer must I choose between playing for the Yankees and growing a beard.

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Probably we should just all agree to call it "Feb-you-ary" and get it over with.

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Amazon is changing the name to James GoldBond Medicated Body Powder.

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www.history.com/topics/black...

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I am considering taking the stage name Polly Darton.

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The only thing that saves late 1990s single "little black backpack" is when the singer/narrator switches to falsetto to ask himself why he doesn't want to talk about it.

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"If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear." - George Orwell

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Remember the game "Spoons" where we slowly remove the spoons from the table hoping no one is looking because they are busy playing a card game? All of life is like that now.

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The problem is that "Volodymyr Zelenskyy" is harder to say and spell than "Vladimir Putin" All those extra letters causes lower favorably. Also antisemitism.

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Theregoesmy fallback career. www.yahoo.com/news/row-nud...

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Donald Trump attending Daytona 500 after attending the Superbowl shows his lack of commitment to rooting out wasteful government spending.

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I almost confused President Arthur with Chester D. Arthur. Good thing I remembered to check for his middle initial of A.

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Shakira has to sleep standing up because her hips don't lie.

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Surely the conservative Christian faction of the MAGA movement is repulsed by Elon Musk having another baby with another woman he isn't married to.

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Can't help feeling like the USA-Canada hockey match was marred by tariff concerns.

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"clap along if you feel like that's what you want to do". Lacked a strong message.

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Someone should edit Chewbacca into Casablanca.

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There is a streaming TV channel that shows only "According to Jim".

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