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dangitbob.bsky.social
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What's that song that goes: "Don't you want me baby? Don't you want me hoe?"

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I am tempted to get Spotify premium just so I can be the #1 listener to Opus #1 by Tim Carlton.

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It's sad that I have hit my hoe era in a time of my life where my knees aren't what they used to be.

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I have been avoiding it for as long as I can, but Balatro is now on Game Pass. I no longer have any excuses. See you in 2 weeks or so I guess.

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I hit it from behind while scrolling Instagram, call that 'The Distracted Driver'

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Can someone who does YouTube edits do me a favor? I need like 10 minutes of just Jeff Goldblum and Tim Curry laughing back and forth. it's for... a thing

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If you are making ads that play on podcast or music apps and you are whispering, just know that I fucking hate you and I rip my earphones out every time. 👎

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This reminded me that @radiolab.bsky.social did an episode on this song. So I looked it up.... The title is Unraveling Bolero. I totally missed the pun when I first listened to it. I hope they are proud of them selves for that one.

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Here are The Top 10 Dogs of the week! youtu.be/g4TTzdupveA

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Scored a ticket to @tmbg.bsky.social show in two weeks, so to celebrate I will be singing nothing in it TMBG karaoke tonight. but I must say, they don't leave much room to breath in some of their songs.

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Today I learned what people from the Isle of Wight are called 🫤

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I was not expecting Dragon Sex in the Sci-Fi book I'm reading, but there it was

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Wanna play 2 toots and a lie? You mean mean truths? Nope. 💨💨 don't worry, they don't smell too bad.

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AI ad reads in my podcasts are really giving capitalist dystopia.

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That drink you have while cooking dinner just hits different. It's probably because I shouldn't be drinking on an empty stomach

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Penjamin is out, try one of these instead: 1. Pennifer Coolidge 2. Obi Wan Penobi 3. Pen & Jerry's 4. Pen 10 5. Penmo 6. Pen & Stimpy

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Lotioned tissues are nice, but it can be too much. They need to do a box where every 3rd tissue has aloe infused.

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I'm nearly caught up on this season of @magictavern.bsky.social and strangely have an urge to make mouse shit and rat cum cupcakes. I beg of someone to talk me out of this.

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Sometimes I forget that I'm growing out my goatee for the Renaissance Festival and I see my reflection and gasp "My evil twin!"

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Excerpts from last night's dream: Milkmen delivering milk while wearing plastic suits full of milk. A septic truck carrying ~30 cats in netting on it's tank(they were fine) Getting kicked out of my apartment but given a pamphlet for a queer complex in the area

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Getting vaccines on my way to work was not a great idea TBH.

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

I have cooked myself sausage for dinner two nights in a row, should I be concerned about gout?

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My steam account turns 20 this year.

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Cold and dark, flat and round. Inside my father gold is found. What am I? (Riddle inspired by Chunt the badger) @magictavern.bsky.social @adalrifai.bsky.social

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Whoever invented dishwashers, I want to kiss them on the mouth.

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How much thought goes into choosing which day of the week a podcast gets released? And why are Tuesdays so overlooked?

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Sometimes I wish I could shrink down and explore my #terrariums from a bug's perspective.

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How do I fix my Bsky algorithm? All I am seeing is booksky posts, which is fine, but it's literally all books.

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I think this is a fitting choice of beer for the night before Trump's 2nd inauguration.

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

Tell me all your thoughts on moss.

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There are so many things I would ban before TikTok, including SUVs and assault weapons…

submitted 160 days ago • 685 comments

For the people in the back…

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I made a lamp.

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I feel like the people driving cybertrucks are the same people that would run a Prius off the road only because it's a hybrid.

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