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I have a cool job title but really I’m a Grease Monkey. Wanted by the CIA because my kids are pure energy. I’ll talk about anything except Fight Club and Bruno. He/Him bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanwbmfyxr36
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I need a bigger lap.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

I wish you no harm, but I hope when you need something, you find yourself surrounded by people just like you.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Now would be a good time to consider freezing your credit with the three credit bureaus because of *gestures wildly* reasons.

submitted 5 days ago • 32 comments

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

submitted 5 days ago • 451 comments

Too much wrath… Not enough grapes.

submitted 8 days ago • 6 comments

I try not to be aroused constantly, but sometimes it’s hard.

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Mood

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

Worth mentioning that portions of the US have been dealing with this shit for a long time, but bc it was always happening to someone else, people didn’t pay attention. We owe them an apology. If we make it through this, we owe them more than that.

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

The United States Constitution is a living document! It’s broken containment and is rampaging across the countryside!

submitted 9 days ago • 43 comments

I repeat: to each of you who responds to any post about law with “don’t you know the law doesn’t exist any more mannnnnnnn,” I have been adequately notified of this. Your efforts are more needed elsewhere. Go, go. For the good of the city!

submitted 11 days ago • 80 comments

bigballs: sir the people are protesting trump: fire the cannons! musk: *emails pink slips to all the cannons* you have 48 hours to vacate your posts

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

Wife: [watching documentary about influencer family] Me: I hate every single adult in this Wife: When is that not the case

submitted 14 days ago • 44 comments

it's hard to read the chart in the screenshot but what this moron is actually complaining about isn't "DEI" staff, it's special education teachers. these ghouls are coming for people with disabilities and they aren't even shy about it.

submitted 22 days ago • 278 comments

He also very directly and specifically blamed disabled people. And I am absolutely begging y’all to call it out and not leave us out of your activism. He literally named us. Why aren’t we on your list of at-risk groups?

submitted 22 days ago • 67 comments

If you're blowing a gigantic alphorn in your profile pic you'd better be funny so help me jesus

submitted 22 days ago • 6 comments

I’ve definitely seen this character in a movie. It was around 1990 on Cinemax at 1:30 am. As I recall she was not very good at watching the border, she was struggling just to keep her shirt from falling off.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

very important

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Excuse me I asked for a hand job not to be pepper sprayed, I am disappointed and you have discredited yourself in front of this entire Applebee’s

submitted 24 days ago • 11 comments

Please respect my difficult time during this privacy.

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

To be fair there’s no old intelligence either.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

There seems to be a surge of people who don’t understand irony, sarcasm, satire, or parody, which is unfortunate because all I have other than those things is pity and disdain

submitted 27 days ago • 127 comments

“Who goes Nazi” from 1941 harpers.org/archive/1941...

submitted 29 days ago • 67 comments