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Attending the Nuremburg Rally with an undershirt that says "Hitler, not that cool of a dude" so people understand im just attending ironically.

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that's my fucking GOAT

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Trudeau: "We're probably gonna keep booing the American anthem. But let me tell Americans: we're not booing you ... we're booing a policy that is designed to hurt us. And we're insulted ... we're gonna fight. And we're gonna win."

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JD Vance last month: "If you’re running in fear of your own voters, there’s nothing America can do for you" www.politico.com/live-updates...

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We know some Tennessee folks that might take @timwalz up on this offer 👀 (@MarshaBlackburn hasn’t had a town hall in 8 years)

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If you didn’t see this coming you haven’t been paying attention

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Some reviews of my book “Passport to Kingdom Fungu” now available for pre-order! Follow the link to access a bonus ebooklet with some of my favorite illustrations from the book: fascinatedbyfungi.com/pages/passpo...

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If this is what “winning” looks like — we’re definitely getting tired of it.

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good, fuck meta apple.news/ARDF4Cz9VQS6...

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Racoon: what is this stuff? Me: it’s our garbage Racoon: it’s delicious, I understand why you chase me away from it, do you eat it? Me: no we’re trying to get rid of it Racoon: ok I guess I don’t fucking understand at all then

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This is a blatant violation of the 1st Amendment but a lot of cowards in academia will use this as an excuse to crack down on campus protest.

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Along with MST3K, Space Ghost was central to my entire sense of humor at a really foundational age. George Lowe and C Martin Croker's performances were a mile deep. So many things would not exist now without that show. RIP kings, your shadows are long.

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Every faculty who supported police on campus, every one who refused to sign letters of support for their brutalized students: you laid the bricks for politicians to believe they have the authority to crush student voice. Your racism against Palestine is corroding everyone's freedoms.

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I actually think the dems should attend the SOTU, wait till the 2nd sentence, and then walk out en masse, that'll do it, there'll be no address, he'll just have a meltdown on national Tv

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(post-apocalypse dystopia where people who still know how to read are called wordwakers) Warlord: What does this one say, wordwaker? Me: Campbell’s chunky beef & vegetable

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Note to self, the cooking cutscene in Wilds does not protect you from aggroing monsters.

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This is one of Dr. Seuss’ war cartoons published in 1941. It is as true today as it was then.

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well that settles that; “ai” batting a thousand

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Egg drop soup Egg clumsy Egg bad waiter Egg fired again Egg turn to life of crime

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If Trump was president in 1940: “Britain, Germany has all the cards. Your Army fled like a dog in Dunkirk! You don’t have any cards and you need cards!! I just want peace and i don’t care who has the advantage! CARDS!”

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This is an opinion piece that evidently meets Jeff Bezos' new test for supporting "personal liberties and free markets." Support pro-democracy independent media.

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old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

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"No Other Land" director Basel Adra: "We call on the world to take serious actions to stop the injustice and to stop the ethnic cleansing of Palestinian people." Congrats to the incredible film makers for winning best documentary feature

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When the Deputy Director of the FBI literally doesn’t know what day it is. 🥴

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IF there is ANY silver lining in what happened in the Oval Office on Friday… it’s that the free world has become united. In supporting Zelenskyy.

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Fox News reported that JD Vance had to move to an “undisclosed location” due to protests at the Vermont resort where he’s skiing this weekend. For inflicting misery on the world and here at home in America, this is exactly the energy that should greet Vance wherever he goes for the rest of his days.

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Wow: JD Vance is apparently skiing in Vermont this weekend and the locals aren’t having it. Thousands have lined the streets in protest.

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"VANCE IS A TRAITOR GO SKI IN RUSSIA," #3E #EndImpunity #StandWithUkraine

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chapo trap house

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omfg … puzzle pizza

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Everyone knows what happened here. Trump can only exist around people he can causally humiliate. Guys lie JD and Rubio. He wanted to do a ritual humiliation of Zelensky and Ukraine but Zelensky wouldn’t accept that and so Trump reacted like a stung bitch.

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when you're watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on

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butts. discuss

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A guy who used to be a comedian & is good at improv and dealing with hecklers and who has also spent the last 3 years in a war zone turns out to be a guy you can’t out-alpha, imagine that

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Every day I have to hear about some asshole

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RFK really missed the simplest lesson of LBJ’s career, try not to get any kids killed if your name rhymes with “how many kids did you kill today”

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The attack on DEI shows why liberals should stop arguing about "strategic" use of language forever. DEI stands for three uncontroversial virtues that most every American accepts, and the right still turned it into a vile slur. It doesn't matter what you say - they will poison it because YOU said it.

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Vaccines are especially vital for folks in marginalized groups, who’re at higher risk of disability, limited healthcare access, limited sick days, etc. Vaccines are disability justice, racial justice, trans justice, etc. Get every jab you can. Get LOUD and demand vaccine access; call your reps!

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Not trying to be snarky, genuinely asking: couldn't those NOT hired back make the legal argument that they are being illegally discriminated against according to the same criteria currently being used to dismantle DEI? Wouldn't being a veteran be an "immutable characteristic"?

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“The thing that I can’t get over is that the actual richest man in the world directed my fucking firing. I make $50k a year and work to keep drinking water safe. The richest man in the world decided that was an expense too great for the American taxpayer.”

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eurydice

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