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dannycoole.bsky.social
A hollowed monarch, bound by moss and time, watching over a kingdom that once was. Regal even in ruin.
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bargaining with myself about getting up and working out... suddenly my blankets weight 10x more

it seems whenever people realize I'm insane they just try to be more insane. That's competitive, which is actually a very sane trait in this day

He's "the one" - the wrong one

New and improved livestream NOW WITH 50% MORE TRIPPY EFFECT

Oh that was embarrassing for you? Buddy, imagine how I felt (great)

When they took my nose back then I didn't realize they were priming me for taxes This country is a nightmare

Tears of the Kingdom

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

It's not the coffee, it's the company

oooooo look

little hamster big adventure 🐹

Me and my dog all day

New livestream just dropped!

Who needs to evolve when you can just grow bigger? #wurmpril

I would be really good at swordfighting if they gave me a gun and put the other guy 500 yards away with a sword

Being a loser is hard work cause you can't tell others you're a loser cause nobody wants to hang with a loser

metal spaghetti (spaghetti that is made of metal)

cult of the lamb is kinda weird but i'm playing it

farewell, I need to enter the gungeon and kill my past

"Blue shell the 1%" Sticker spotted in Castro Valley, California, USA

The Krusty Krab is unfair

it feels like everyone can hear me but no one's LISTENING

The true test of morality

I am being emailed and texted about every little thing that happens from every corporation. Being king of the world has its downsides

GARFIELD: CAUGHT IN THE ACT NOVOTRADE SOFT 1995 GAME GEAR

pope dead like if you agre e

I regret to inform you that it is, as ever, Tuesday

thinkin about this funny little thing its literally me

Big weekend for the ladies who email holiday clip art to the entire organization

Occasionally someone on here tries to "Come for me" but I'm simply too old to have online beef. You are a barking chihuahua and I am the silent oak tree (200 years old)

easter egg

Today we celebrate Him

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

For whoever needs to hear it? These are transferable skills.

@wysteriamoth.is.eepy.now is robbing others of their eggs live and must be stopped at all costs

he is rosen 🙏

actually, we're fine without houses this era. who wanna come over to my outside space tomorrow?

just spent an eternity in hell sorry I mean just had time pass normally on earth lol ahh life is mostly a confusing loud and kinda painful burst of sensation ahh haha lol yea