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#COYG #GoBills. Husband, Dad, Academic Librarian. Did 14 years of retail work at Wegmans (still in recovery).
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Sterling putting on a Man of the Match Performance out there with two assists in the first half so far.

I’ve learned that I like to read trashy books of no cultural value. I like to read to relax. Since I figured this out, I’ve polished off 2 books in the last 2 weeks.

Just spent the last 5 minutes explaining to my son and his friend that there is a “no unsupervised tool usage” policy at our house. They wanted to earn money by building yet to be determined project.

I'm the team manager for my son's travel soccer team and I absolutely love getting emails from peoples work accounts about schedule changes. People who have only one email account, I envy you.

The nice thing about run club going down Monroe ave is you can rip a huge fart and everyone assumes the smell is coming from O’calls.

Can’t believe Kenny Pickett is going to get a Super Bowl ring before Josh Allen.

My son, who’s 9 and has been following the NBA through YouTube clips on weekend mornings, is aghast at the Donćić trade.

Whelp, it’s been a great season.

Gonna need 4th quarter Josh to come out in force.

Sterling is cooked. I'm sure there is still a great player and person in there, but he's about 1.1 steps behind the rest of the squad

Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird

One Christmas evening, after the family festivities, I went to a bar to have a beer and see what the vibe was. So lonely, everyone was upset and hated their lives/families. Lesson learned to appreciate what you have.

Leveled up my marriage by getting my wife the same gift she got me, from the same brand… just different styles. Slippers. We got each other new slippers.

Sometimes it’s easier to just go to work instead of coordinating the family holiday schedule.

Tiereny clearly in the shop window today

Whelp, Green Day’s Dookie has been repressed on Vinyl as a One Step, so I’m officially a target audience demographic now. Waiting for Smashing Pumpkins and Pearl Jam so I can give them all my money.

It speaks volumes about MLS that he starts over KT #coyg.

The concept of Ambulatory Appetizers is going to be shared far and wide this holiday season.

I’m in charge of writing notes from our household elf on the shelf. Our elf writes “N” backwards, NIN style. Block letters, backwards R and squiggly S. It’s a lot of work out there in parent land.

The gap between Gabriel and Kiwor is quite apparent today.

I love peak citrus season. For me it starts when clementines hit the stores around this time. Once organic oranges from Florida hit the shelves, I eat 3-4 oranges a week. It’s one of my more “old man” habits I’ve picked up.

My son has purchased 4 different skins in Fortnite so he’s just going around talking about 4skins all day. I can’t wait for this to backfire over the holidays.

I’d love to have a table of olds instead of kids. Let the olds talk about health care at a separate table.

Arsenal basically setting up a multicourse BBQ in Sporting's 18 yard box. Love to see it #COYG

It’s almost running in pants outside weather but thankfully not yet

Side C of the new Father John Misty gets an extra listen due to Screamland just being a solid jam. Title track is also amazing btw.

I’m the parent manager for my son’s soccer team and the one of the hardest parts of my role is explaining to older parents how to use google sheets to update info.

Sat next to a Scottish guy at the airport bar. Turns out he was the goalkeeper for the Scottish youth team in the 90s. Had a good chat about Scotland, castles, clans and soccer.

I’m watching the documentary Will and Harper. The best part is Will Ferrell clothing and knowing it’s just his own clothes. No wardrobe department needed.

The biggest risk/reward is when you see a carving station at the end of the line and it’s either Turkey or Beef…

I’ve wanted a revival of West Wing for a while, but living through it isn’t very fun.

Having recently learned about supper clubs in the Midwest, I’d like to put this on the list of places to eat dinner in the future.

All homes for sale in my Town are either overpriced new construction homes in a failed planned community, or homes that only a handful of local people could actually afford.

I like to make impulsive bets on European soccer!